My DrEam

Jun 17, 2004 17:56

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"Studio 22"
Ok here we go

Alexander
Hello I’m Alexander this is my dream. It started off with me walking into the doors as usual. Nothing bad about that. But for osme reason when I entered. It seemed different. Now I must confess there is someone on my aim list who I have liked for a long time. But never said anything. She is in this dream. [which is probably why I had it] so I walked into the room an turned on my mac, then I heard something. Someone was calling me. I went into the other room it was mufasa’s daughter, that afrikan bitch, I’ll call her. She said. Alex, Alex. White man, I need help. I stabbed her in the head with my pen. Then the dogs got her,. That’s when I knew something was different. Big time. I ran looking for help and ended up in the coference room. Paul was in their. Or who I call Obi Wan Sheblowme. So he was sitting their. Playing with the ol lightsaber and his gameboy. When I noticed that Jill was at the computer. I went up to her and asked her what the hell was Obi wan doing. She said.

Jill
Paul your gay.

Obi Wan
Hey dude the force is strong in my slong.

Alexander
That’s nice paul

Obi Wan
Hey Jill try it out for me. Suck out the power of the darkside.

Alexander
Dude what the fuck are you doing?

Obi Wan
What?

Alexander
It’s my dream. Not a porno.

Obi wan
So? If your going to have me in your dream then im going to have some fun.

Alexander
“so then I pushed paul away and we ran out of the room. Around the corner in front of the doors were zombies! I told Jill to run into the studio n lock the doors. I followed once inside I realized I forgot paul. He came in through the other door though. Thank god.

Sumyunguy
Hey Alex, where’s my porn?

Alex
Sorry. Forgot again man.

Obi Wan
Don’t you fucking guys realize we are going to die!? And your worried about porn?

Sumyunguy
Yeah man. Porno kicks ass!

Obi wan
Dud you rock. Ha ha

Melinda
Hey um so what are we going to do?

Alexander
I don’t know. Was their anyone else in the studio?
“just then we could hear banging on the door it was Rupul and Fiona. I opened the door and let them in. Fiona was to big to fit on anything so she had to stand and rupaul kept saying.

Rupaul
Tea time with me is kinda like that

Alexander
“we had no choice but to kill him. He was infected. So we all said.

Nicole
Hey why don’t you guys just through him out into the zombies as food so we can.

Aleander
“I beat the shit out of Nicole. Never liked her anyway.
As for Fiona sumyunguy ate her. Which for a second we thought he was a zombie.

Sumyunguy
What? I was hungry,

Alexander
Ok we have no choice but to grab any weapon you can find, then we wil wait it out. The studio is pretty safe. There are two door. So if the zombies come in through the front door into the control room we run in here. If they get in here then we go into the double set of doors over here. Then we try to make a run for it using whatever is left of those who died.

Jill
Great plan weirdo.

Alexander
Yeah. So lets try to relax

[4 hours later]

Sumyunguy
Wel at least they havn’t gotton in yet.

Alexander
It seems quet.

Melinda
Im hungry.

Jill
And I have to pee

Alexander
Ok Melinda try the little teachers room. Jill pee behind the curtain.

Sumyunguy
I’m fucking horny man

Alexander
Don’t look at me.

Sumyyunguy
Am I the only one who thinks that we should all have sex before we die?

Melinda
Who said we were going to die.

Sumyunguy
It’s pretty obvious. There is no one we can contact on the computers cause the internet is down. We have no food. And there are zombies on the other side.

Jill
He has a point.

Sumyunguy
I just think we should all die in each others arms rather then horny and scared

Alexander
Bu tyour the only horny one.

Sumyunguy
Shut up man

Melinda
Well are you saying we should all sleep together? Or that we should each pick partners?

Sumyunguy
I say we 2 guys try you 2 girls then we pick which one we die with.

Jill
How come the guys get to choose

Sumyunguy
Cause we are dudes can kick your ass.

Melinda
Ok fine. Whatever you guys say. It’s better then dying alone.

[So me and sumyunguy both talked with them to know as much as possible about them before we chose then it came down to it]

Jill
So did you guys decide?

Alexander
I must say I like Jill better then Melinda, but Melinda sure looks pretty as hell. Damn. It’s a tough call.

Sumyunguy
Flip a coin man.

[we flipped and he chose heads he won]

Sumyunguy
Melinda, your all mine.

[me and Jill walked into the other room]

Jill
You wanted Melinda huh?

Alexander
What? I don’t care. It wasn’t my idea in the first place. Even though it is my dream.

Jill
Dream?

Alexander
Never mind

[you could hear Melind and sumyunguy going at it.]

Jill
They didn’t wste anytime

Alexander
Nope. Indeed not.

Jill
What do you think is going to happen.

Alexander
If I told you you wouldn’t believe me.

[She leaned closer and kissed me]

End

[I fucking woke up, and went to school. Staring at the two girls the entire day, after ttelling my friend Chris about it a little bit. that was my dream but the kiss was worht it romantic yea! oh i think we died.
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