Very old. but so very true!

[darksin]

New Rules for Driving any sports car.... or "non-truck" type item...

I will not drive 120 down the beeline.
I will not race other people.
I will not put my foot on the gas just to see how fast I can go.
I will not take sharp corners at 50.
I will not race cops.
I will not reeve the engine at red lights to annoy people beside me.
I will not drive 80 down

Comments

[kitathi]

You know, certain sunpass lanes will actually let you drive through at speed limit, so you CAN drive through the e-pass lane at 60 :)