pop rocks? diet coke? five years old? suicide! O__o

[darksithjedi]

Hahaha this was Sam an my conversation on God.. i dunno it started cause i was tlakin about the movie left behind and i was like what if that really happens?? casue that would be weirdd.. hahai would definatly be left behind heh



"Me" [9:38 P.M.]: ok
"Me" [9:38 P.M.]: in left behind god like takes all the holy people an jus leaves their clothes.. i didnt get that.. why didnt they take their clothes? does god want to see them all naked?? an so the nonholy people r left on earth
"Me" [9:38 P.M.]: an like theres this thing an.. thing.. yea
"Me" [9:38 P.M.]: liek that
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: ..
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: omg.
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: are you implying
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: that God was a PERVERT?
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: you're going to hell.
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: away with you.
"Me" [9:39 P.M.]: hahahaa
"Me" [9:39 P.M.]: well why didnt they take their clotheess!
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: ..
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: cause
"Me" [9:39 P.M.]: did they have like a big naked orrgyyy??
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: you're supposed to be naked in heaven
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: xDDD
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: DAKSHEJJASHE
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: OMG.
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: OMFG.
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: BEST.
"Me" [9:39 P.M.]: well ur laughin so ur comin to hell to
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: LINE.
amaze a sam [9:39 P.M.]: EVAHHHH.
"Me" [9:40 P.M.]: lolol
amaze a sam [9:40 P.M.]: stfu
:P
amaze a sam [9:40 P.M.]: sounds interesting.
"Me" [9:41 P.M.]: yea
amaze a sam [9:41 P.M.]: big naked sex orgy..
amaze a sam [9:41 P.M.]: hahahha
amaze a sam [9:41 P.M.]: still cracks me up.
"Me" [9:41 P.M.]: lololl
"Me" [9:41 P.M.]: aheyy im jus th emessanger for the big guns upstairss
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: you're like
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: Joan of Arc
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: but
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: instead of like..
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: saving people
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: you inform people about big sex orgies in heaven
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: and then everyone commits suicide
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: because if they can't get ass on earth
amaze a sam [9:42 P.M.]: at least someone will touch them up there.
"Me" [9:42 P.M.]: ahahahaha
1!!!
"Me" [9:42 P.M.]: lololll
amaze a sam [9:43 P.M.]: justtt the messenger.
"Me" [9:45 P.M.]: ohh dear godd is turninnn overr in heaven
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: xD
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: HE PROBABLY IS.
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: he's like
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: 'ohhh, sooo..
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: Sam and RHiannon..
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: yeahhhh..
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: they're never getting up here.
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: even if they save millions of orphans.'
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: 'denied.'
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: xD
"Me" [9:45 P.M.]: hi satan!
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: ..
"Me" [9:45 P.M.]: lolol
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: you're bad.
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: xD
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: SO BAD.
amaze a sam [9:45 P.M.]: hahaha
"Me" [9:45 P.M.]: haha i noo
"Me" [9:46 P.M.]: i was gonna say he was turnin over in his grave..
"Me" [9:46 P.M.]: but..
amaze a sam [9:46 P.M.]: xD
"Me" [9:46 P.M.]: technically he doesn thave onee
amaze a sam [9:46 P.M.]: he can never die?
amaze a sam [9:46 P.M.]: or..
amaze a sam [9:46 P.M.]: something.
amaze a sam [9:46 P.M.]: We need to go to church more.
"Me" [9:46 P.M.]: lololl
"Me" [9:47 P.M.]: yea we needa repentt
"Me" [9:47 P.M.]: our sinss
amaze a sam [9:47 P.M.]: and not like
amaze a sam [9:47 P.M.]: martin luther
amaze a sam [9:47 P.M.]: little mcnastay
amaze a sam [9:47 P.M.]: hahaha
"Me" [9:47 P.M.]: lololol
amaze a sam [9:48 P.M.]: ungh

heh i probably offended the christian people here.. sory..