A question you thought you'd never hear from guys

[darkspace99]

A birthday present for woman_of_. She's such a sweetheart!

Title: Does my ass look big?
Pairing: Spangel
Rating: R?
Disclaimer: They ain't mine. Please don't sue. I need the money to pay the men in white coats.
Summary: What happens when two vain vampires start comparing their equipment?

Comments

[zoesmith]

Woohoo!!! I love your comic Muse. That bunny has grown and it’s all big and fluffy with red and purple spots ;) Excuse my craziness I’m a bit giddy from laughing so hard!!

“That’s it! We are going to see Wesley right now!”
Hahaha! It’s always Wes, isn’t it!! Lol!

“Hey! We made a schedule and it wasn’t your time yet!”
*spills water on keyboard* Oh, I could see that happening! I could so see that happening!!

“He’s not. He’s just bi and now why don’t you two go fuck like good little vampires? Me, English and Fred have a date.”
It seems like these three have the right idea. I mean the only solution to love triangles is threesomes! And all the problems are solved! Threesomes!

Would it be too much if I quoted the entire story? :)

Oh, awesome darling! Awesome! Thanks for the laughs!
*twirls you happily*

[darkspace99]

That bunny has grown and it’s all big and fluffy with red and purple spots ;) Excuse my craziness I’m a bit giddy from laughing so hard!!

You're just as crazy as me! Did I mention that i love you?

It’s always Wes, isn’t it!

Oh yeah. But we know he secretly loves it. Hehe.

Oh, I could see that happening! I could so see that happening!!

Two vain vampires who haven't seen their reflections since they died plus a magic mirror? It's a miracle that WWIII hasn't broken out yet. *smirks*

I mean the only solution to love triangles is threesomes! And all the problems are solved! Threesomes!

Great minds think alike. Plus, there are so many possibilities with threesomes. It will never get boring!

Would it be too much if I quoted the entire story? :)

*tackles you down and plants a happy kiss on your lips*

[erin_starlight]

I love when the boys bicker AND when they invovle others to take sides AND when the others gets sucked into the arguements. Thanks for more Spangel goodness.

[darkspace99]

I know. I love it when everybody gets involved in their arguments. It's just sooo fun!

Thanks for reading, sweetie!

*hugs*

[woman_of_]

Oh my gawd, I so totally adored it! I could here each and every character saying the lines! You are wonderful. Great story and text for each of them!

Oh yes, Angel and Spike at it hammer and tonges about who has the best arse, of course they would call in Wes. and did I tell you I love a bit of Wes/Gunn? Well I do. they would be perfect!

glows!

[darkspace99]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. It kinda came upon me very suddenly (with some inspiration provided by zoesmith) as i was thinking about what to give you for your bday.

of course they would call in Wes

*snickers*

did I tell you I love a bit of Wes/Gunn?

Oooooh, I didn't know that! Well, this worked out perfectly then.

*glows along with you*

[amavel_bel]

Hehehe, that was so funny! Of course they would ask Wesley's help to solve their little problem *g*.

Very well done!!!

[darkspace99]

Thank you!

Poor Wes gets dragged into all their arguments. I think my comic muse enjoys torturing him a bit but then again, we all know Wes luuurves his vamps so maybe it's not so much torture as perving time (my muse may be imagining herself in his position). Hehe.

*kisses*

[darkspace99]

Darling, it is so good to have you and your crack!fic back!!!!!

Well you know my comic muse. She just can't stand it when angsty Musey has all the fun. *smirks*

You know what happens when you bring your comic muse out to play! Mine starts banging on the inside of my skull! (Or humping my leg like a horny rabbit). Dammit!!!!!

Ooooooooh! Me like your crazy fic! *bats eyelashes at you hopefully*

*cuddles your comic muse*