Comments | darksparrow: ... I have a painful thorn stuck in my foot. What do I do...?

darksparrow

... I have a painful thorn stuck in my foot. What do I do...?

Jul 28, 2007 11:37

I'm not trying to make any excuses, but I was bored, and hyper, and for some reason thought it'd be a good idea to answer a quiz stolen from Sammie.

( *cringes* my brain! my BRAIN IS DYING! )

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sprinkydonut July 28 2007, 12:49:05 UTC

ants? at your gym teacher? how do you efficiently throw ants at someone? I don't get it, but it's hilarious.

heh, sunglasses. I looooove sunglasses. it's disgusting, but working with sunglasses makes you really like them. at least I don't spend hundreds of dollars. I just have one gooooorgeous pair. mmm, love. I'd buy you sunglasses, but it's SO HARD to fit people, let alone fit people that aren't there. so it's not worth it.

and normal paper is the lined paper that comes in packs of 200 that you find EVERYWHERE. that's normal paper. I've never seen lined paper that's different, except for pads, which don't have the nice line down the side. oh, and yours, because it's weird. but you know that already.

ugh, must go to work now. another 8 hours of fun.

darksparrow July 29 2007, 17:35:53 UTC

how do you efficiently throw ants at someone?
it's quite simple, actually. My friend and I spent some time collecting big black ants and putting them in a shoebox with some sand in it. Then during gym we hid behind the sports hall and when the teacher came around looking for us we sort of threw the box at him and ran.
Funnily enough, nobody ever punished either one of us. Though we never attended gym classes that year, or the year after that- we really didn't like that teacher.

I'd buy you sunglasses, but it's SO HARD to fit people, let alone fit people that aren't there. so it's not worth it.
I know! I can never find a frame that fits. Plus, I need to get optical lenses. That's pretty expensive.

Yes, Israeli paper is weird. Moving on.

sprinkydonut July 29 2007, 20:28:38 UTC

that's time consuming, but hilarious. the ants here aren't very big, so it wouldn't be as effective. :P

well, considering I sell glasses, I could get them for cost. so it's not that expensive. but you'd have to be here. guh.

telecart July 29 2007, 00:28:44 UTC

*BAMF!* is the sound Nightcrawler (of the X-Men) makes when he teleports.

It is so.. so very.. very sad. That I know this.

darksparrow July 29 2007, 17:43:01 UTC

Really? Does it SOUND like "BAMF" or is it just the way it's written down?

It is so.. so very.. very sad. That I know this.
Can't argue, man.

But hey, at least you don't have random "Friends" trivia contests with your friends when you go out on Friday night... and WIN. *sigh*

Useless trivia is fun. Did you know, for example, that swans are the only birds with penises?

telecart July 29 2007, 22:36:31 UTC

Really? Does it SOUND like "BAMF" or is it just the way it's written down?

Is that like one of those trick zen questions? I'm not answering that, my brain hurts today.

Did you know, for example, that swans are the only birds with penises?
I did not know that, no. I feel enlightened now, thank you. :)