Random Stuff
Ipod shuffle songs of my life thing.
1. How does the world see me? No Way - Pearl Jam (they don't?)
2. Will I have a happy life? You Know Whose Seatbelt - The Bled (what?)
3. What do my friends really think of me? The Grey Havens - Howard Shore (my friends like to sail into me!)
4. Do people secretly lust after me? London Calling - The Clash (london lusts after me at least)
5. How can I make myself happy? Amazing Pirates - Rhapsody (become a pirate!!!!)
6. What should I do with my life? City of Crime (thief? drug lord? terrorist?)
7. Why should life be full of so much pain? The Night Before - Troy Soundtrack (this surely refers to hangovers and drinking)
8. What song will be played at my wedding reception? Ride of the Valkyries - Wagner (I'm marrying a Valkyrie, or I'll get bombed during it. One of the two.)
9. Will I ever have children? Feelings (Depends on my feelings I guess)
10. Will I die happy? The Fourth Legacy - Luca Turilli (I shall complete my destiny! So yeh, I guess.)
11. What is some good advice for me? Meant to Live (try not to die any time soon)
12. What is happiness? Following the Wind - Final Fantasy Unlimited (Kinda pretty that one.)
13. What is my favorite fetish? Shatter (people exploding around me)
14. How will I be remembered? Everybody Was Kung Foo Fighting (I will be a great ninja)
15. How will the rest of my life go? Stars Look Down (I'm going to band together with a small group of miners to fight for our right to decent wages while my son goes to dancing school. What a life, eh?)
16. Where am I going in life? William Tell Overture (looks like I'll always be running)
17. What do I like to say about everything? The Fight - Oldboy Soundtrack (yeh...)
18. How will my career go? Me and a Gun - Tori Amos (looks like I'll finally snap in the office and kill everyone. Or I'll be getting raped for a living.
19. Where will I be in a week? Soul Into Hades (.......crap)
20. What's the story of my life? No Time to Cry - Cradle of Filth (Always the optimist...)
I think 12 turned out kinda pretty. A few others make sense but these things never work for me...
And also, some facts about scotland that I stole from someone.
"Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or, a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
scotland- love it or leave it"
I stole that whole thing from their journal.
Thus I climbed through thought,
and I found a door.
From faith the key was wrought,
with none, I fell, and thought no more.
1. How does the world see me? No Way - Pearl Jam (they don't?)
2. Will I have a happy life? You Know Whose Seatbelt - The Bled (what?)
3. What do my friends really think of me? The Grey Havens - Howard Shore (my friends like to sail into me!)
4. Do people secretly lust after me? London Calling - The Clash (london lusts after me at least)
5. How can I make myself happy? Amazing Pirates - Rhapsody (become a pirate!!!!)
6. What should I do with my life? City of Crime (thief? drug lord? terrorist?)
7. Why should life be full of so much pain? The Night Before - Troy Soundtrack (this surely refers to hangovers and drinking)
8. What song will be played at my wedding reception? Ride of the Valkyries - Wagner (I'm marrying a Valkyrie, or I'll get bombed during it. One of the two.)
9. Will I ever have children? Feelings (Depends on my feelings I guess)
10. Will I die happy? The Fourth Legacy - Luca Turilli (I shall complete my destiny! So yeh, I guess.)
11. What is some good advice for me? Meant to Live (try not to die any time soon)
12. What is happiness? Following the Wind - Final Fantasy Unlimited (Kinda pretty that one.)
13. What is my favorite fetish? Shatter (people exploding around me)
14. How will I be remembered? Everybody Was Kung Foo Fighting (I will be a great ninja)
15. How will the rest of my life go? Stars Look Down (I'm going to band together with a small group of miners to fight for our right to decent wages while my son goes to dancing school. What a life, eh?)
16. Where am I going in life? William Tell Overture (looks like I'll always be running)
17. What do I like to say about everything? The Fight - Oldboy Soundtrack (yeh...)
18. How will my career go? Me and a Gun - Tori Amos (looks like I'll finally snap in the office and kill everyone. Or I'll be getting raped for a living.
19. Where will I be in a week? Soul Into Hades (.......crap)
20. What's the story of my life? No Time to Cry - Cradle of Filth (Always the optimist...)
I think 12 turned out kinda pretty. A few others make sense but these things never work for me...
And also, some facts about scotland that I stole from someone.
"Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or, a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
scotland- love it or leave it"
I stole that whole thing from their journal.
Thus I climbed through thought,
and I found a door.
From faith the key was wrought,
with none, I fell, and thought no more.