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[darktor]

Santa knows when you’ve been sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake,
He watches you while you shower and undress
At night he slips into your room and fondles you while you sleep.

Santa is creepy…

Comments

[pckledfetus]

hahahaha yes I agree. Why don't we have a creepy anti-xmas movie yet?

[nadya_lev]

Brazil!

[vilallmighty]

As Graham Norton said, Christmas is the one time of year when you look forward to a wrinkled old man creeping into your room and emptying his sack.