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[darktremor]

There's a herpes launcher in my nose, and it's happy to see you. I CAN'T STOP SWALLOWING BABIES!!! I'm dating a psychic. I can't stand it, she tells me how long I'm going to last before we even get in bed. That could explain why I'm still a virgin. I mean, every night sounds like this: Monday: "Honey..." "2 minutes 22 seconds. Go to sleep

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[almightyblah]

Best two bits:

"I'm dating a psychic. I can't stand it, she tells me how long I'm going to last before we even get in bed. That could explain why I'm still a virgin."

and

"I wonder I'm going to name my kids? I think I'll call the first one..."Loudmouth Dumbass." But what to name the second one...how about..."George Bush." It'll be so easy getting them to the dinner table - both will come running no matter whose name I call."

lmao!

[darktremor]

heh - I just thought of more to add to that first one...
+adds (re-read if you'd like)

[almightyblah]

Hahaha brilliant stuff, Andrew. XD

[kyerie]

You just need something that records your thoughts as you think them. Then sell the tapes. You'd make a fortune.