It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they ( Read more... )

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. All men see in only 16 colors, peach is a fruit, not a color.

3. If you won't dress like the Victoria's secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

4. If you think you're fat, you ( Read more... )