Things I learned at the bar last night.

[darkwing_duck]

1. Wearing a turtleneck makes you gay.

2. My ability to recover from alcohol can be understood as a function of age with
f(age) = 2 + (age - 19.5) ^ 2 / 5.

3. how to correctly spell out "I louf to be dung'".

Comments

[chimalis]

NO! it's i lofe to be dunj'.

[shinigurai]

Nice.