Because my friends would love this test....

[darkwing_duck]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and

Comments

[chimalis]

damn i'm good.

You scored higher than 50% on proof

You scored higher than 90% on beer index

You scored higher than 98% on wine index

You scored higher than 96% on liquor index

[darkwing_duck]

holy crap!

[chimalis]

see, my alcoholism is just more recent than yours.

i won't be coming up on wednesday this week. but we are going to the lugnuts game friday night at 7. want in?

[darkwing_duck]

who's WE?

[gwenivere]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.