After you die...
Poltergeist

After death, you will become an enraged poltergeist. You will choose not to follow the light, but instead torment whoever happens to co-exist in the same space as you. Your anger will never diminish, but you will find solace in destroying expensive china.


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Just because I do this once a summer.

It's 116 outside today and it was 100 degrees by 9am.

Thank you.

Eh, it'd be really nice if I could just SLEEP! It's 2am and I didn't get my normal nap today and I'm just not that tired.

Argh.

The best part about today was the fact that I got to spend it with my babies, and really that's all that matters ( Read more... )

So today I took my first ever work trip ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I'm going to my dad's house to have him look at my brakes ( Read more... )

I'm a very fortunate person I think. I have two very beautiful, very wonderful mothers in my life. One of the mothers is my own. She's quirky, childish and sometimes hard to understand, but she is ultimately my mother and I am still ultimately my mothers little boy. No matter how pissed off I have been at her, or how frustrated I am with her I will ( Read more... )

Done because I'm bored, depressed and don't want to go to bed at 10pm.

( Stolen from Kendall )

Makes sense since I was born and learned to speak in the midwest. Though it is soda, not pop.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are ( Read more... )

So, I don't remember if I posted about this or not, but the key to my ignition broke about 3 days after I bought my car. I called the guy I bought it from because he said he'd take care of anything if it broke. I stupidly, believed him. So after a week of going back and forth to the dealership today was the day it was supposed to get fixed. I got ( Read more... )