Found these on notalwaysright.com. These are real conversations.

You Say To-mah-to, I Say Pot-tah-toGarden Store | Santa Barbara, CA, USA ( Read more... )

Me: So Leslie called yesterday for you.

Mom: Oh ok.

Me: Is she black?

Mom: Yeah.

Me: I thought she was white.

Mom: Why'd you think that?

Me: Maybe cuz her name was Leslie and not Anquineesha.

Mom: You are so bad.

Yes, I'm part black. Yes, that does give me license to make fun of my own race.

Sooo... I broke up with my boyfriend. I thought it was best. We'd been dating for a month and I wasn't feeling anything for him other than friendship. Plus he was getting too touchy-feely and he would start breathing heavy whenever we got close like he was super turned on. It creeped me out. He also started calling me like every day and I started ( Read more... )

Got from amaniblueLevel 1 ( Read more... )

So my male friend that asked me out. Well he asked me out again over the phone and after much discussion of what our relatioship would be like I said yes. So now I have my first boyfriend. It's weird, but nice. I told him he had to teach me how to be a good girlfriend for future reference. I think we both know this relationship won't last long and ( Read more... )

Whats your relationship status ( Read more... )

So I was complaining to my male friend about how I wanted a boyfriend when he drops a bombshell on me. He says he wants to be my boyfriend. Needless to say I was shocked shitless. I made the mistake of telling him he's like a younger brother to me. He was highly offended by this. Why can't guys I actually like every ask me out? And it's hilarious ( Read more... )

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano.
A/N: Woo! Here's the next chapter you guys. Again sorry I'm such a slow writer. BTW, love tanks are not something I made up. My theripist mentioned them in ( Read more... )

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano.

Prologue ~ ( Read more... )

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano.
A/N: Sorry it takes me so long to update, but my life is hectic. Sorry it's so short but good news is the next 2 chapters will be out shortly after this one ( Read more... )