Thanks to
Chas FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young FORBES CEO named GOOFY. He was LOUDLY BELCHING in the STRANGE forest when he met COCKY DATA, a run-away STRIPPER from the PRETTY Queen MANIAC.
GOOFY could see that COCKY DATA was hungry so he reached into his LIPTON'S ICE TEA JAR and give him his PISSED POT-ROAST BURGER. COCKY DATA was thankful for GOOFY's POT-ROAST BURGER, so he told GOOFY a very FRUSTRATED story about Queen MANIAC's daughter DREAMING. How her mother, the PRETTY Queen MANIAC, kept her locked away in a TOMMY BURGERS protected by a gigantic KITTY, because DREAMING was so HORNY.
GOOFY SNORTED. He vowed to COCKY DATA the STRIPPER that he would save the HORNY DREAMING. He would KISS the KITTY, and take DREAMING far away from her evil mother, the PRETTY Queen MANIAC, and LICK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HAPPY TORNADO and COCKY DATA the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KITTY from his story. PRETTY Queen MANIAC TUMBLED out from behind a PINK THROW and struck GOOFY dead. In the far off TOMMY BURGERS you could hear a THUD.
THE END.
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