The Neveu Legacy 1.1
Yeah... I started a legacy. Not really following the rules though... oh well.
This is James Neveu my... lovely... legacy founder.
Fortune sim [oh yeah... this'll be good] - Lifetime want: Become Chief of Staff
5neat
8outgoing
6active
3playful
3nice
See this guy? He randomly walked by so I decided James should talk to him.
James also likes to talk about himself.
And about how he just moved in.
Enter the neighborhood welcoming committee.
Notice how he ignores the women?
As much as I support gay marriage, I NEED YOU TO MAKE BABIES WITH A WOMAN. WE NEED AN HEIR.
So I finally forced him to talk to her.
Her name is Autumn Tan. I originally wanted her to carry his babies.
His hunger was almost in the red but he'd rather chat about whats on TV.
Are you starting to see his brilliance?
I finally got him to tell everyone to GTFO so he would eat.
Just so you know, he just put a TV dinner in the oven and is walking away to go take a piss.
ARE WE STARTING TO SEE HIS BRILLIANCE YET?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN FIRE AND LET THE FIREMAN DO HIS JOB!
So shortly after the fire he got a phone call.
Probably people telling him what a fucking retard he is.
Oh, and he's bitching because I put a table in his way. Jackass.
Actually it was some chick he's never met asking him on an outing.
He got there and proceeded to do the smustle... TO A SLOW SONG.
See the girl with lips to match her clothes?
She's the one who invited him out. She also thought he was insane.
Can't say I blame her.
Yes, this is a re-occuring topic of conversation for James.
James: Do you like what you see?
Chick with blue lips: No. GTFO.
And then he bitched about being tired. So I made him go home.
And yes, this was a re-occuring dream.
Anyone else sense an aspirational failure coming on?
I know I said I wanted Autumn to carry his babies, but I decided to keep my options open and have him call the matchmaker. This is what she gave him for $666 (...I couldn't help it.)
Yeah. She was all "DO. NOT. WANT."
Um, sweetie, that is NOT the way to impress a date.
He didn't care for her much either.
We get it, you don't like him.
So anyways, the date ended HORRIBLY, which resulted in...
ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE YAY.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't turn my sims into apes kthxbai.
So, I decided to get him a job... that has NOTHING to do with his life time want, but all he wants to do is earn money... so whatever, this will work for now.
Yeah, that horrible date left a flaming bag of shit on his door-step.
Bitch.
I didn't want you to be in my legacy anyways.
He took his anger out on the flamingo.
IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. LEAVE IT ALONE.
So, back to the original plan. Autumn.
Except, she tried to give him a hug and he was all EW GTFO.
Yeah, turns out she's not so hot for redheads.
Too bad I didn't get a shot of him running after her to let her know she makes him throw up in his mouth a bit.
And I leave you with James making another TV dinner.
I'm really not sure thats a good idea.
This is James Neveu my... lovely... legacy founder.
Fortune sim [oh yeah... this'll be good] - Lifetime want: Become Chief of Staff
5neat
8outgoing
6active
3playful
3nice
See this guy? He randomly walked by so I decided James should talk to him.
James also likes to talk about himself.
And about how he just moved in.
Enter the neighborhood welcoming committee.
Notice how he ignores the women?
As much as I support gay marriage, I NEED YOU TO MAKE BABIES WITH A WOMAN. WE NEED AN HEIR.
So I finally forced him to talk to her.
Her name is Autumn Tan. I originally wanted her to carry his babies.
His hunger was almost in the red but he'd rather chat about whats on TV.
Are you starting to see his brilliance?
I finally got him to tell everyone to GTFO so he would eat.
Just so you know, he just put a TV dinner in the oven and is walking away to go take a piss.
ARE WE STARTING TO SEE HIS BRILLIANCE YET?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAMN FIRE AND LET THE FIREMAN DO HIS JOB!
So shortly after the fire he got a phone call.
Probably people telling him what a fucking retard he is.
Oh, and he's bitching because I put a table in his way. Jackass.
Actually it was some chick he's never met asking him on an outing.
He got there and proceeded to do the smustle... TO A SLOW SONG.
See the girl with lips to match her clothes?
She's the one who invited him out. She also thought he was insane.
Can't say I blame her.
Yes, this is a re-occuring topic of conversation for James.
James: Do you like what you see?
Chick with blue lips: No. GTFO.
And then he bitched about being tired. So I made him go home.
And yes, this was a re-occuring dream.
Anyone else sense an aspirational failure coming on?
I know I said I wanted Autumn to carry his babies, but I decided to keep my options open and have him call the matchmaker. This is what she gave him for $666 (...I couldn't help it.)
Yeah. She was all "DO. NOT. WANT."
Um, sweetie, that is NOT the way to impress a date.
He didn't care for her much either.
We get it, you don't like him.
So anyways, the date ended HORRIBLY, which resulted in...
ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE YAY.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't turn my sims into apes kthxbai.
So, I decided to get him a job... that has NOTHING to do with his life time want, but all he wants to do is earn money... so whatever, this will work for now.
Yeah, that horrible date left a flaming bag of shit on his door-step.
Bitch.
I didn't want you to be in my legacy anyways.
He took his anger out on the flamingo.
IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. LEAVE IT ALONE.
So, back to the original plan. Autumn.
Except, she tried to give him a hug and he was all EW GTFO.
Yeah, turns out she's not so hot for redheads.
Too bad I didn't get a shot of him running after her to let her know she makes him throw up in his mouth a bit.
And I leave you with James making another TV dinner.
I'm really not sure thats a good idea.