Major fucking photo STRESS today, starting at 7 o'clock this morning. I won't get into it but let's just say there was frantic emailing back and forth between my clients and I, and technology is to blame. And then Dave told me our shower doesn't work. I almost threw a glass against the wall. That's the kind of morning I've had ( Read more... )

I am totally sitting on the toilet right now, ripping loads from my pipe, whilst pooping plus typing on my blackberry singing I Dig A Pony by The Beatles to myself. Hahaha. At leastI can amuse myself ( Read more... )

New year's was so good. Big party at This Ain't Hollywood. I got up on stage and sang "White Punks On Dope" with Lynn and Lou and The One Night Stands. I got pleasingly drunk on other people's dimes, somehow (I never intend for this to happen, it just always seems to...). Super fun crowd. It didn't get quite as busy as we expected it to get, but it ( Read more... )

1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?Went scuba diving, sang in front of a crowd, performed songs I wrote in front of people, worked at a bar, hosted "Movie Night From Hell" at my place, went to Jamaica, went to one of the cities of my dreams (New Orleans), fed two huge alligators, went parasailing, filed a claim asking my old ( Read more... )

One of the girls at work spooked me so hard tonight. She pulled the ol' "tap on the shoulder then hide" routine and I was genuinely freaked out because we've had some creepy stories about the building going around ( Read more... )

10. Sleepy Sun - Embrace

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Every year I post a picture of me on my birthday.

So.
This is me. On my birthday.


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I suppose I should make a post about the holidays. I'm so lazy lately with updating this thing ( Read more... )

I didn't end up going to London last night ( Read more... )

Ugh. I have a feeling I am going to see my ex-boyfriend while I'm in London tonight.

Prepare for douche-yness. :/