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[darlingfascist]

my head is pounding. i really just want my present now. it's a suprise. and i have gotten the shitiest hints in the world.

1. it cost more than $15
2. it's red and white
3. it was not purchased in any sort of store
4. it was not ordered
5. i can hold it in one hand

Comments

[thesermy_lies]

hmmm, maybe they ordered you a pack of reds......
i miss you
oh wait, a carton.
wait nevermind.
it wasnt ordered. sorry im no help.

[i_cant_define]

jack white's candy striped penis.

[slabaholic]

his hand could be held in the palm of three large mand hands