holy shit, there goes the neighborhood. i now have a band of punks living down the street, from what i can see it's two guys who look like hippies, some kid who thinks punk is alive and a shit head who's never nice. shit sucks.

joe, rob, sam and shawn, welcome to the block.

(p.s. i'm just kidding about the hippie thing)

if you don't chew big red, fuck you.

turn left? no!

so i think i want a play a little mlb on the x-box but i need to find a good shortstop.

thank your dear lord baby jesus watching your little einstein developmental videos for baby,  8 lb 7 oz ,  for powerade.

so this morning i was sedated then had my teeth pulled out. i kept two of them to use as plugs in my ears, but i'm going to have to go to a 00 to fit them in, they threw away the third one, so no mathcing necklace for me. i feel pretty good considering i had shit ripped out of my head, so i'm ready for presents, bring me balloons and yoo-hoo and ( Read more... )

i'm so happy, i love being around people. been out pretty much every night with some kick ass kids. i have a feelings things are only going to get better.

i'm getting my wisdom teeth ripped out of my skull on wednesday and get well presents are appreciated.

i think i found my niche. 

damn right that slut's my bitch, she fucking sucked my goddamn dick.  

AHHHHHHH!!! post worthy weekend.

so, i go chill at jesse necula?'s house with my girl kaylee. i'm not completely coherent, and we're talking about breasts and sex with a friend of her brother(coy), brad, who happens to be a rather large man and aaron saunberg. we're in the middle of our segment on "first times" when a "solider" (also known as a slut ( Read more... )

my sister just told me she could hear my heart beeping     

i was born in taiwan. yah know, that whole thing.