OH NOES THE PREGGO POLICE ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
What will they say when they discover I've had a glass of wine, I regularly swim in a chlorinated pool, occasionally eat cold cuts, and..... HAVE SEX, TOO!!!
Don't you know chocolate has caffeine???? And strawberries can have salmonella?????? And soy is bad for the endocrine system?????? And cheese is.... cheesy??????
Apparently I'd be better off eating processed Lean Cuisine meals than great-quality, hand-prepared, home-cooked organic food! :P
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What will they say when they discover I've had a glass of wine, I regularly swim in a chlorinated pool, occasionally eat cold cuts, and..... HAVE SEX, TOO!!!
Seriously, though. Mind your fucking business.
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I love you more and more EVERY SINGLE EFFING DAY!!!
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maria, deadbabies are NOT just in jokes anymore, hello!
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And strawberries can have salmonella??????
And soy is bad for the endocrine system??????
And cheese is.... cheesy??????
Apparently I'd be better off eating processed Lean Cuisine meals than great-quality, hand-prepared, home-cooked organic food! :P
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and water can have doo in it...
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Is 40 weeks too late for an abortion?
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