Comments | darness: my eyes, dear god my eyes!

darness

my eyes, dear god my eyes!

Jan 28, 2009 22:44

If you're like me, you probably can't decide which shoe is uglier - Crocs or Uggs.

To me, they are neck-and-neck in the hideous category.

Until today. At last, a hybrid shoe trumps both Crocs and Uggs in the gawd-awful category. May I present the Ugg-Croc (Croc-Ugg?):

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Comments 6

weaktwos January 29 2009, 07:31:38 UTC

I think a Platypus would find the footwear attractive.

I think there's a story behind this gal who likes to go out in hideous slippers but needs to hose her shoes off. For any street muck that so generously decides to adhere to this shoe could only improve it's appearance and appeal. I think this is a Crugg-wearing woman who is broken by life. Much like Oedipus who had to claw out his own eyes to feel some control over his destiny.

darness January 30 2009, 00:05:42 UTC

you should go into marketing! you could be like Elaine from Seinfeld when she had to write the catalog captions for the Urban Sombrero :) You totally know how to set the stage.

weaktwos January 31 2009, 05:06:17 UTC

I think that while I might have some success in Marketing, my skills are better suited for satire. What if got stuck doing an account for someone like the makers of the Croc-ugg? I couldn't hang.

auntpurl January 29 2009, 23:08:50 UTC

Good GOD.

darness January 30 2009, 00:04:58 UTC

They're cruggly, aren't they?

jenniffurr January 30 2009, 04:51:05 UTC

Full disclosure: I own Uggs. However, most people never know I'm wearing them. I don't wear them over my sweatpants out in public (or at home for that matter) and they aren't the wooly beasts like on the top of those disgusting things above. They are quite comfortable, warm, and go with everything. Well, I only ever really wear jeans so they definitely go with everything I wear ;)