chuck klosterman on the difference between hipsters and retards

[darness]

This is the best thing I've heard all day!

So, how do nerdy guys get chicks? "Well," Chuck said, "it's like this. You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is

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[subpolka]

I have a tough time differentiating between hipsters and the Amish, myself. Blame the beard.

Chuck is all kinds of awesome, though.