Gil took me to the park yesterday and we had a lot of fun. We played a bit of a game with the ducks when they tried to get out of the pond and eat our snacks.
Other shapes might be difficult without additional people or objects to block their path. It would take a lot of planning, but we might be able to do it. Although I think the ducks might learn after once or twice of being tricked in such a fashion.
Why don't we just take Hana for a walk next time? There are other dogs in the park and she could use another friend besides Wiggins.
We could stop by the Vatis' house and grab Schatzi and Kaiser too. I know Ludwig is usually the one that takes them out, but he's so uptight he never lets them run around and just walks them around the block a few times. They're a lot bigger than that little ball of white fluff that runs around the house stealing my socks and falling asleep on me while I watch tv. Schatzi's old and easy to handle so you can walk him no problem. I'll take Kaiser. He's too much like me and can be a little much to deal with sometimes.
If the ducks at the park couldn't handle us, then they'll shit little quacking bricks when they see these two.
Are they okay with strangers? Or am I going to have to run away like Alliance in Horde territory? Because I'm not terribly fast and I haven't climbed trees since Ti and I were little kids, so I might end up as dog food.
I just got a great idea for a project to write up for the younger science classes! HUZZAH! Thanks Gil! I was thinking that I could take notes each time we try to trick the ducks into a shape to see if they are learning, then record the results to test my theory that the more elaborate the shape and the more often we do this, the less likely it is to work...It'll be a good way to get the kids into field work. Sort of have them come up with some similar sorts of experiments that they can all do with a group or partner or something.
I may need you to come with me one class so I can give them a demonstration. Thank you for the brainwave there. You're the best lab partner a guy could ask for.
NO! No robot nannies! No nannies PERIOD if we can swing it! NO one will raise my babies except Berwald, me, and our family (you can be included. <3) I want to play and teach our kids how to do things! I wanna be there for their first words and first tooth falling out! I don't want a nanny taking those things from us!
Gil, shoosh! You'll probably hear this all from Eeva when you finally meet her. Long story short, both mine and Ti's genetic material have been promised to her for experimentation. That was way back when we were both dorky loners. Nothing you need to worry about. It's just a clone army zombie apocalypse defence force.
And I would love to be involved, Ti. Thanks for even considering it. They'll be smart enough to crack Cold Fusion before you know it!
My children are going to be way smarter than me just for being associated with you, or maybe they won't, you genius never seemed to rub off on me, no matter how many times I hug-raped you.
You picked up bits and pieces. Don't sell yourself short, Ti. Hehehheee...short...get it? Joking aside though, it's nice to know I'll have somebody to watch reruns of Bill Nye The Science Guy with someday. I may have to abduct your wee one and turn it into my lab partner. I only say IT because who knows what gender this hypothetical offspring will be when it ever happens. I'll keep that download handy though for when the little wriggling ewok happens. Their first words might just just be "Science Rules!"
... It's good for a lot more than just getting tired Eduard. Come on! You don't have to be bashful with me. Berwald calls me a little hedonist because... you know... there's really nothing wrong with feeling good. And there's nothing to be embarrassed about that you enjoy sex with your boyfriend. Enjoy it until you pass out! *cheer*
And I promise not to hit him in the acorns next time we all play. If I do it'll be by total accident. I'll just aim for the chest shot.
Don't let Birdie bullshit you. He's just using that sleep thing as a front so people don't realize he's just as bad as me most of the time. Seriously. He is and it's fucking AWESOME. If I have to be woken up in the middle of a nap or dragged away from my lunch for anything, I'm fine if it's that.
OOOF!!! *is glomped from behind by Tino. He straightens his glasses and his hair as he speaks* "I've got the second part firmly established, now I just have to let myself be more of a fool. I can't believe I still feel this derpy around him after this long. I guess that's how love (woah...it sounds weird saying it. I only really say it to Gil) works. It invades your world, transforms you and takes no prisoners...kind of like Phyrexians in a way, except there's no terrible machinery and time rifts
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Should we try for another shape next time? Or maybe hide in the tree and jump out in ambush?
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Why don't we just take Hana for a walk next time? There are other dogs in the park and she could use another friend besides Wiggins.
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If the ducks at the park couldn't handle us, then they'll shit little quacking bricks when they see these two.
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I just got a great idea for a project to write up for the younger science classes! HUZZAH! Thanks Gil! I was thinking that I could take notes each time we try to trick the ducks into a shape to see if they are learning, then record the results to test my theory that the more elaborate the shape and the more often we do this, the less likely it is to work...It'll be a good way to get the kids into field work. Sort of have them come up with some similar sorts of experiments that they can all do with a group or partner or something.
I may need you to come with me one class so I can give them a demonstration. Thank you for the brainwave there. You're the best lab partner a guy could ask for.
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Who's spawning clones and shit? You and lurch are finally having sparkly gay lovebabies, little Finnländer?
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And I would love to be involved, Ti. Thanks for even considering it. They'll be smart enough to crack Cold Fusion before you know it!
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Ha! I wish...
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And I promise not to hit him in the acorns next time we all play. If I do it'll be by total accident. I'll just aim for the chest shot.
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Kesesesesesese......
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