I'm sorry Gil, but this is too cute NOT to show!

[darth_eduard]

I know we're all still vacationing for the last couple days of spring break, but...HOLY ADORABLE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS, BATMAN! It seems my ema and Gil's isas are on the same wavelength and have somehow been communicating without our knowledge. I just got this text message from my ema...

>>>>Miks sa ei ütle mulle ta oli nii ARMAS? Minu lapselapsed ei

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[i_got_5_meters]

Wait...

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...was???

Still with the damn pictures and the grandbabies?! I got that woman a puppy, for fuck sake! A gott damn puppy! I bet you Vati-Marc is to blame for this one...

And HELL YES I was cute back then, Birdie! Look at me now! Pretty awesome, ja? *waggles eyebrows*

[darth_eduard]

I think we may need to stay on our toes, Gil. Our families are now communicating and plotting behind our backs. Frankly, I am somewhat frightened of what sort of evil may be afoot.

And yes Gil...*turns bright red in the face*...you ARE pretty awesome.

[i_got_5_meters]

*receives text message with photo*

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Fuck...they ARE up to something. Vati-marc just sent me this.

>>>Al has forgiven Eduard for the RISK defeat after seeing this. I don't think I need to remind you YET AGAIN that we very much approve of him.<<<

[darth_eduard]

Kurat küll...

It's not the chemicals and experiments that'll kill me. It's my ema. That woman seems determined to stamp out any image of manliness I may have scraped together...*grumble grumble*

...at least you think it's cute...

[tomatesespanol]

D'AWWWWWWW! Gilly, you were so cute!

Get your sunburned culo over here and give me a hug, amigo. Both of you!

[i_got_5_meters]

Don't you start on me too, Tony...

And I only got that sunburn because you guys abducted Birdie. He's always the one that reminds me to put on my sunscreen.

[tomatesespanol]

Yeah, but we had to see this amante of yours. That's what you get when YOU of all people show up with a muy lindo amante and campanas de boda on the horizon. You are always surprising me, amigo, but I approve this time.

[pomodoro_focoso]

*cackles*

Hey! At least they aren't showing off the bathtub pictures! After nonno Marcus caught wind of Antonio asking me to be his amichetto, he invited Tony over, got out the baby books, and made a bee line for the tub photos.

[i_got_5_meters]

You know all of those albums Vati-marc has for every single fucking year of our lives? Yeah, when they finally got over the shock of me actually dating Eduard, they demanded he come over for dinner and every gott damn one of those albums were on display. There was an embarrassing story for every picture too...until Vati went down in flames playing RISK against Birdie. You missed out on getting to see that one. Even you would have laughed your grumpy arsch off.

[pomodoro_focoso]

Porca Vacca! So that wasn't a rumor, he really did lose? So specs deals with you and won against the master potato, how the hell did you manage to find him? I mean just finding some one to deal with your special brand of what your white culo calls 'awesome' is a miracle.

So don't fuck it up!

And nonno Marc probably would have gone through every single damn album, but I had managed to hide some of them before Tony came over. He was a bit mad, but said something about 'accentuating my inner cuteness' so that he only needed some of them. For payback he took his sweet time telling him all this crap about how adorable I was and how I was just... it was so... uggh.

[i_got_5_meters]

Hey! I didn't go out and look for him. He showed up to to my last dorm party with his little Finnländer buddy and the giant Schwede. And he built me a hat to drink beer out of. A FREAKING BEER HELMET!

I don't plan on fucking things up, ja.

*uses annoying baby-talk voice* D'awwwwwwww...little bitty Romano with his green dress, apron, and push broom.

Kesesesesesese...I bet Tony LOVED that one. *waggles eyebrows*

[german_potatoes]

Gilbert, we both know that that is probably one of the least embarrassing photos of you 'before awesome'... and honestly the one of you in the bathtub has poor Feli in stitches.

...a truce between you and Lovino? Did I read that right?

And no, I'm not even going to try to stop gott knows what you two are up to because even if I make a huge deal out of it, blackmail you into being quiet, or make you agree not to I know Lovi will anyway.

Now excuse me while I get back to enjoying my vacation, and help Feli get over his hiccups from laughing so hard.

[darth_eduard]

Hello Ludwig. We haven't officially met yet, but I promise to try and keep a handle on whatever those two are scheming if you wish.

We were content to enjoy our vacation too, but apparently your Isas and my Ema felt the need to share mine and Gil's embarrassing baby pictures with one another and then torment us with them. Count yourself fortunate that you escaped having to go through such a thing.

[german_potatoes]

It's nice to meet you too, even if it's not face to face. And you don't have to do that; It would be way to much to ask you to try to keep an eye on both Gilbert and Lovino... Though I'm not sure even Antonio can discourage Lovi from doing anything he wants, he's rather stubborn.

Besides, if embarrassing me on occasion leads to them finding some common ground and finally getting along, I'd be more than willing to put up with it.

You've really done a great job helping mein bruder get his life back on track. I really am grateful for that. Hopefully the Vatis really will leave to two alone with the pictures for the rest of the vacation. You guys have fun.

[darth_eduard]

You do have a point there. A man should choose his battles wisely. Gilbert is easy to persuade, but I can certainly tell that the things would not be as simple for poor Antonio

[mythicalengland]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is double hilarious with knobs and a whole heaping side of pasty kraut embarrassment!

Well, it seems there may not be so much embarrassment, but I will at least not be able to stop laughing like a loon on loon tablets the next time you try to give me any lip when beverages are involved.

I would challenge you to a bit of friendly competition, but Eduard is quite the pleasant chap so far and I will save him having to drag your drunk arse all the way to your room.

[viva_la_francis]

If you think this is funny Mon Amour.... my maman also has pictures from our misspent youth. I too have "before Awesome" pictures. I'll show you later.

[mythicalengland]

The less of his whiter shade of pale backside I have to see, the better, honestly. I'll keep that in mind though the next time he takes a dig at my faeries, my food, or my beer. Ammunition stockpiling for future battles, because you KNOW they're going to happen.

[viva_la_francis]

Here, to even the score. One of me as a boy. My Maman also took plenty of me in my early years. But I have always been photogenic.