fic: My Boyfriend's Best Friend
Title: My Boyfriend's Best Friend
Author: darthbatgirl
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Characters: Connor/Jason
Summary: Jason guessed Connor's dog isn't totally bad
Word Count: 352
Warnings: language, humor
A/N: May drabble fill for stararcher25 , prompts were Jason/Connor and 'Stop licking that.'
“Hey! Don't lick that! Ya dumb mutt!” Jason said as he scooped up the Lhasa apso before the dog could inspect an oil stain more closely on the garage floor. He tucked the dog under his arm and took him back inside the house.
“Connor, thought we agreed that the mutt needed to stay out of the garage,” Jason said as he found Connor in the kitchen and thrust the dog in Connor's arms.
“Sorry Jason, Buddha must have gotten away from me,” Connor said as he petted his dog.
“Well I'm not going to be the one to take him to the vet if he gets into something and starts puking his guts out,” Jason said glaring at the little dog.
“Buddha just likes you,” Connor said placidly, “That's why he sneaks in to see you.”
“Oh goodie, the mop head with legs likes me,' Jason muttered as he rummaged around in the fridge.
“You liked him well enough when Mia gave to me for my birthday,” Connor pointed out.
“And then he chewed up my favorite pair of gloves,” Jason muttered as he got things out to make a sandwich.
“Come on Jason, there's got to be something you like about Buddha,” Connor said as he leaned up against the counter.
“Well he did pee on Ollie's boots. That was pretty fucking funny,” Jason said deciding being nice to the dog was in his best interest at the moment. He ruffled Buddha's fur and added, “And he's at least smarted than his master and doesn't eat that God awful chili.”
Connor chuckled, “Even if he liked it, letting him eat Ollie's chili is not a good idea.”
Jason tore off a bit of lunch meat from his sandwich and tossed it to Buddha, “Wonder if he could give Ollie fleas?”
Connor rolled his eyes, “He's not giving anyone fleas.”
“If he gets them bad enough he might have to be put down,” Jason smirked as he took a bite of his sandwich.
“Jason!”