Bastards: What we are and how we work.

[darthbrown]

I was always told that being a complete asshole to girls would always come back to haunt me, and the other night, it sort of did.
So the other night around 11, I was out running some errands and dropping mail off at the post office when I realized that I was hungrier than an Ethiopian and thought I would stop at McDonald's and get something to eat

Comments

[court_123]

was that girl lindsay? lol..

[darthbrown]

No, it was Birdie the Early Bird...

maybe this would have been better..

[carmennicole]

Re: maybe this would have been better..

[darthbrown]

Never been a fan of dark meat
I don't know why
Guess I just don't like it
Got to admit that I like white meat more
Especially on my chicken or my women
Really not a racist either

[trashed_at_bens]

I just wanted to agree that your current girlfriend has turned you into a pussy.

[darthbrown]

She really has... I'd beat her for it if I weren't such a pussy.

[ex_snatch04]

Someone should go there when shes working and pull the ole grab your drink and throw it bakc in the window at her gig. I was a fan of Dark Meat till it got me yelled at.

[darthbrown]

Sadly enough, I think McDonald's is the only place in town that neither of us has been kicked out/asked to leave and never return... I wouldn't want to ruin it.
But then again... I was stiffed on my fries... and for that... she must be killed.

[ex_snatch04]

PS. I know im fucking worthless... But she went to college and works at mcdonalds... damn.

[darthbrown]

I wouldn't exactly consider USI a high-academic institution... I had tougher courses at the Ivy Tech in Lafayette... or back when I was at Tuttle.