You look kind of.... I don't know how to put it... fruity in that pic.
I already wrote a letter to the Journal Review about how meter maids were retired ninjas seeking work. I discovered this when I parked outside of Pro-Star to get tickets for 311 last year, put money in the meter behind me (being the wrong one, because I've never had that explained to me or cared to listen), went in for literally two minutes just to pick them up, and when I came outside, to my surprise, was a fuckin ticket. Neither Bob (the guy who works there) nor I saw anybody place shit on my car and it was even parked out front. This brought me to the conclusion that the meter maids swoop down from the rooftops in a Spider-man-like fashion, with a ninja's manner that would make Maddox shit himself.
Unfortunately, the Journal Review thought it was pointless and considered it immature (hah the JR said that!) and refused to place it in their newspaper so they sent me back a check for not placing it in the paper.
Meter maids are make-believe... just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.darthbrownAugust 19 2005, 20:49:38 UTC
It's the pink shirt... I thought that when I finally saw myself in it...
Well, dude, seriously, I don't get it. I've gone into Little Mexico seeing cars parked next to expired meters, and come back out and see the same cars next to the same expired meters with no tickets... yet, when one of us try to do sneak in a few minutes, we get ticketed... and no one saw who did it...
Maybe someone should go to Digger's and get the cops and have them check it out...
*anxiously awaits episode of Unsolved Mysteries about Crawfordsville meter maids*
Re: Meter maids are make-believe... just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.lemonyoAugust 21 2005, 02:42:02 UTC
I bet whoever ticketed your car was probably lounging around your car anxiously waiting for the meter to expire. The meter expired at 3:32. I wouldn't be surprised if they ticketed it at exactly 3:33 on the dot.
You could have somebody sit in your car while these apparently mysterious meter-maids come and ticket your car. Heh, that should solve the mystery.
Re: Meter maids are make-believe... just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.darthbrownAugust 21 2005, 10:54:20 UTC
Well then talk to me, then perhaps I will know you... even though your name sounds familiar... Thanks for the comment... it's nice to know someone appreciates some of the stuff I pull sometimes...
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I already wrote a letter to the Journal Review about how meter maids were retired ninjas seeking work. I discovered this when I parked outside of Pro-Star to get tickets for 311 last year, put money in the meter behind me (being the wrong one, because I've never had that explained to me or cared to listen), went in for literally two minutes just to pick them up, and when I came outside, to my surprise, was a fuckin ticket. Neither Bob (the guy who works there) nor I saw anybody place shit on my car and it was even parked out front. This brought me to the conclusion that the meter maids swoop down from the rooftops in a Spider-man-like fashion, with a ninja's manner that would make Maddox shit himself.
Unfortunately, the Journal Review thought it was pointless and considered it immature (hah the JR said that!) and refused to place it in their newspaper so they sent me back a check for not placing it in the paper.
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Well, dude, seriously, I don't get it. I've gone into Little Mexico seeing cars parked next to expired meters, and come back out and see the same cars next to the same expired meters with no tickets... yet, when one of us try to do sneak in a few minutes, we get ticketed... and no one saw who did it...
Maybe someone should go to Digger's and get the cops and have them check it out...
*anxiously awaits episode of Unsolved Mysteries about Crawfordsville meter maids*
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You could have somebody sit in your car while these apparently mysterious meter-maids come and ticket your car. Heh, that should solve the mystery.
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Thanks for the comment... it's nice to know someone appreciates some of the stuff I pull sometimes...
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