LJ Simpson, smartypants.
Well, the truth is... I think I've finally run out of things to make fun of... it only took twenty years of being the biggest asshole on the face of the Earth to do it... but I don't think I have anything left to redicule.
Just to make sure, I went to check my handy list of things to mock...
Kyle's List of Inferior People to Insult
Christians
Republicans and Democrats
Starving children in third world countries
Goths and vampire wanna-bes
The cast of 'Laguna Beach' or anyone ever on 'My Super Sweet 16'
The rest of the homosexuals to never be on one of those shows
Asians
Hurricane victims
Terri Schiavo
Fat people
People in Crawfordsville who spend over $1000 to modify a $500 car
George Bush
Paris Hilton
Natalee Holloway
Make fun of the hurricane victims again
The Crawfordsville Cracka Crew
Anyone who owns a 'Friends' DVD boxset
Anyone who compares a hurricane to September 11th
Whatever genius decided to bump gas up to $3 per gallon (see George Bush)
Anyone who thinks a smoking ordinance is a good idea
Dipshits who cut me off in traffic
Women
Women
Women
As sad as it may be, kids, I think I may finally be out of 'material' for a little bit... just wait for another natural disaster or something stupid to happen, then give me time to think of dickheaded things to say about it and we'll be golden. Therefore, this post will be about my life in general... so if you're expecting to see a rant about something stupid, wait a while... I'll probably update later tonight with something retarded just because LJ Simpson stomps the shit out of homework...
Actually, I don't have much to say... to be honest, I'm really just procrastinating because I don't want to do homework. At this moment, I can't stop thinking about how great it feels to be happy again...
For the first time I can remember, I'm no longer dwelling on her and missing everything that could've been... but instead, I'm beginning to taste the freedom and power to be able to stand on my own two feet again... instead of drowning myself in the sorrows and remorse of all that could've been, I'm enjoying the developing image of all that can still be. My life didn't stop when the relationship did... it just took a turn and right now, if only for these couple of days, I'm the happiest I've been in a long, long time. Everything imaginable has gone my way...
For the first time ever, I'm on cloud nine and I didn't need her help to get me there.
There's hope for me, yet...
'When you feel like life ain't worth living,
You've got to stand up and take a look around you,
Then a look way up to the sky.
And when your deepest thoughts are broken,
Keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop dreamin' it's time to die.'
- Blind Melon
Well, alright, for the people that were expecting something stupid and were disappointed by something too stupid like me being a giddy bitch, I leave you with these.
The Texas Shootout: This Could Happen Next Time I Get a Parking Ticket
Sucks to be This Guy
Steve-O Drunk on 'Too Late with Adam Carolla'
Wolfman Bean Shows You How To Drink Your Grandpa's Beer