Ah, to be a pirate captin

[darthdragon]

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant

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[knowman]

I found myself puzzled after the first sentence as to why the captain would wear a "red shirt", seems like he'd be asking for it.

Very odd, Star Trek messing with a good pirate joke inside my head.....

[clegane]

I believe you can get medicine to clear up Star Trek in your head.

[hazeleyedfae]

I was thinking Star Trek, too! :)

[brunahildm]

Ha!

(I don't have anything clever to say.)

[ianxphoto]

I always heard this as being about Admiral Nelson... and the last line being "Bring me my brown trousers."