Golden Opportunity missed

[darthslacker]

 I'm kicking myself. Today I had an opportunity to say something cool, an opportunity that will probably never come again in my lifetime.

Today-tollay uncoached or scripted-someone asked me if I was a kung-fu master. I didn't know this person and I was so thrown by how random the question was that I answered "I'd like to be."

I should have answered

Comments

[shinmizu]

Another alternative would be, "No, but I play one on TV."