IfI have to sit in this sweltering heat, I'm gonna buy all the freezy pops that I want, and she has to go to 7-11 to get me a Coke slurpee everyday. That's final.

I'm losing my fur! Help! She took me into the rain machine and put this yellow stuff all over me. Then it started to foam up!!!!

I am less itchy now, but geez, just because she goes in there everyday to stand in the rain doesn't mean that I have to do it every six months.

And my food is low. She better dang well get me some more! I'm wasting away

Why does she keep yelling at me for drinking from the low fountain by the sink? It refreshes itself after you push the handle? You shouldn't say that you don't like something until you try it.

I expect bendy straws! When will she get it???

Hello everyone! Finally, I have access to a computer! I've been shopping online for about 5 hours now. Bought some Alaskan tuna, and found a gourmet treat shop in San Fran. Looks like ZZ and I are takin' a road trip...hope that they have soy sauce!