The Mighty Cris

[darwinian_man]

Fiendishly stolen from Darcydodo:

Comments

[pseudomonas]

The angsty loner with tons of psychological issues

You bastard, you did that deliberately! *goes off to sulk in the corner*

[elemy]

hey, that's way cooler than "spunky mascot"! I'll swap if you want!

[pseudomonas]

um. Hmm. er. It's very kind of you to offer... I'll think about it.

[darwinian_man]

It's a great part, honest - you'd much prefer it to the regular superheroes, who are, after all, only one-dimensional character constructs. You get all the best tantrums, some lovely physical comedy and probably a silly catchphrase. That's as good as it gets without turning to the Dark Side.

Actually, I've always wanted to do psychological. It's invariably easier to talk to people if you have some sort of psychology ;)

[vampire_kitten]

Fan?! I'm a fan...*sulks and spins*

[darwinian_man]

Tough luck.

Now start fanning.

[vampire_kitten]

*fans*

a peeled grape, oh mighty cris who can defeat any amount of gin...i mean water :P

[anotherusedpage]

Gwahahaha I am eeeeeeeeeevil and will kill you. With a spoon.

[darwinian_man]

I summon forth the POWER OF THE TERRAPIN to dispel your fiendish spoon.

Bam!

Pow!

Fizz!

Wibblewibblewibblewibble.....

[anotherusedpage]

Argh! Curse you and your small and green yet suprisingly effective as an assault weapon terrapin!
But I will get you yet. I've poisened the caffeine supply.

Oops, did I say that out loud?