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darwinian_woman

TMI

May 23, 2009 11:38

Ow. Nice ow, but ow.

( Did you *read* the title of this post?? )

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slasheuse May 23 2009, 11:40:32 UTC

Yay girlbits! Also your flags of all nations analogy is really gross and great at the same time.

What do dilators look like? The things they used to crank me open during my smear-test-o'fail looked a bit like a test-tube crossed with the hairclip from hell. Not pleasant.

How much longer do you have to keep the dilators going for? I'm guessing quite a while. Anyway, darling, enjoy. You're out on Wednesday, right? I'm glad things are going so well and that you're onto the new phase of recovery!

vampire_kitten May 25 2009, 19:46:47 UTC

What do dilators look like

Reasonably sized glass dildos :)

Sally, would it be wrong to gift you with a really big dildo just to see the look on your face (The one I am thinking about has the tagline "For when two fists just aren't enough")

sebastienne May 23 2009, 11:40:35 UTC

I love that use of the word Bindel. And as I'm still in Oxford currently, I don't think there's much risk of me arriving early in visiting hours! Am v. happy for you ^__^

steerpikelet May 23 2009, 11:54:05 UTC

I, also, love the way you use that word :)

loneraven May 23 2009, 12:36:01 UTC

Bindel! Heh! I hope you're feeling okay, dear, and that the next time is not as excruciating...

liminereid May 23 2009, 12:57:16 UTC

I;'m so pleased this is going well for you. Was hoping to make it over today but having work doom so may just send andrew. Take care!!

*laughter* *joy* *envy* *relief* auslanderin01 May 23 2009, 15:46:02 UTC

Oh, and half a dozen more, love. Would've paid to be there to watch the magician's trick, and then paid even more not to see it in full focus.

Can't wait to see the magician perform the same trick on me.

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