{Action} No use Crying over Spilled Borscht

[das_vedanya]

With a few hours to kill, Ivan decides to make himself a pot of Borscht just like his big sister usually makes.




But 2 minutes in the microwave isn't enough, he decides after spooning a lukewarm beet into his mouth, and sticks the borscht back in the microwave for another 30 seconds.

With the fork still in it.



And after nearly burning down the apartment, he settled in front of the TV for Shark Week on discovery channel.

Only to find this:

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And then after being culturally insulted, he receives a text from Alfred F. Jones. Shocked and amused to learn that Alfred has a broken nose, he ventures toward Alfred's apartment to see the bandages for himself.