Fic: preprogrammed at the factory to lust after patrick

[das_kabinett]

Oh my goodness! It has been sometime since I've updated.

I come bearing porn, actually -- porn which was written for foxxcub's porn meme that was quite a long time ago too. I am feeling very tardy in general, apparently. Anyway, here is some porn. To give you an idea, the document title is "shenanigans with buttplugs.odt"

Title: preprogrammed at the

Comments

[hiddenmuse]

Oh yes ... the best way to start a Friday morning! Hot, sexy, dirty Peterick smut before going to work! :-D

Most definitely adding this to memories...

[das_kabinett]

I'm glad that you were sent off to work right. *g*

Thanks for reading!

[hypothalamus]

Bandslash? Seriously? Oh lawd.

But very well-written, darling!

[das_kabinett]

I'm glad you liked it, even if it isn't really your thing.

Although, seriously, it should be your thing.

A) pretty, pretty boys with canonically homoerotic activities, such as kissing, miming fellatio and claiming that they are married to each other.

B) marketing and self promotion and manipulation and shit. There is the awesome cult AU which I seriously think that you would eat up.

C) This part is my driving force -- the deep, deep friendships that they really have for each other. I love friendships, man.

anyway, next time I see you on AIM, I will harrass you.

[bestthingaround]

oh shit. um yes please. very very hot.

[das_kabinett]

Thank you! Sorry for the delay in responding to the comment, but I am so glad you liked it.

[das_kabinett]

Thank you! Sorry for the delay in responding to the comment, but I am so glad you liked it.

[stealstheashes]

So I read this at the pornomeme and didn't end up commenting and I just got linked to it again, and thought, "Jeez, it would be nice if you commented, wouldn't it?" Expecially as I just read it twice more this morning upon finding it still open in my tags.

Or, in other words, this was really hot. Also, I have so much love for the line "Most people think that he's the real devious one, but Patrick - my god, Patrick's fucking evil." because devious!Patrick is rapidly becoming one of my favorite characterizations.

[das_kabinett]

I'm glad you liked it! I've repayed the favor of you not originally commenting by like, waiting a month before responding. Sorry!

Yeah, I like that characterization too. I'm glad you enjoyed it!