I'd hit that. I'd also like Pete/Jesus. Like, Jesus comes on tour with them as Joe's masseuse, then he and Pete stay up all night cutting out paper dolls and making out. Jesus is very chilled out. He's good for Pete!
Ahahah! What I want to know is, how Jesus got to be Joe's masseuse!
I mean, no, don't get me wrong -- it makes total sense. He has healing hands of God, might as well use them for profit in the modern capitalistic economy. If you make too many Benjamins out of leaves you fuck with the economy and then Dad gets pissed.
And Pete really, REALLY appreciates those magic hands, lemme tell you. And he will tell you. At length.
Eventually, when he starts his own religion about it (the symbol: a cross inside in a bartskull), he is the most popular preacher ever, which is mostly because he pretty much just reads gay porn out to the congregation and ends it with a moral like, "So, yeah. Remember to love every one, too! And wear condoms."
I would so read Pete = Jesus (or, ooh, Gerard = Jesus, but hey, what else is new?). Although, he does more translate as the son of the devil to me (not because he's evil! Just devilish! I still love him!)... wait, does that make Gabe his prophet? What with the snakes and all?
In conclusion, PATRICK STUMP. I AM JEALOUS OF YOU.
"Gerard's hatred of being clean gone to its logical conclusion!"
*sputters and DIES*
And it's filled with WINE! And Gee's an alcoholic! It's really not funny, Frank! Pete as the Antichrist! They'd never get anything done, and no wonder that Gerard was so cranly with him when he dated Mikey during Warped! I need this to be written, for serious.
okay, a). you're in houston? me, too. b). more importantly, HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW FALL OUT BOY WAS GOING TO BE HERE?!?! that's what i get for never listening to the actual radio. i would have put up with avril and jordan sparks and lifehouse (i don't even know who that is!) for some patrick. dammit!
a) yep! and it is fucking hot, oh my god, I love it.
b)NO ONE SEEMED TO KNOW! It was pure luck I found out -- I periodically check ticketmaster for shits and giggles, and there was fall out boy! It was fucking Jingle Jam, which, what the hell. Even when I listen radio, its 90.1 or NPR, so it's not like I'd be able to figure it out. And it was a really short set, with a really, really fourteen year old girl crowd, but I had fun! I enjoyed looking for clan gear during the other people's shows and screaming my fucking head off for patrick stump.
a). OMG I HATE IT!!! I was fucking born here and I still am not used to this shit. The six years I lived elsewhere were the happiest of my life, climate-wise. Oh, and lack-of-pollution-wise.
b). Oh, Jingle Jam. I refuse to listen to 104.1, just on principle. I'm not sure what the principle is, exactly, but you know. Anyway, I am jealous. I never really know when anything is going on, not least because even if I did know, half the time I wouldn't go because it would mean I'd have to drive myself all the way from stupid Clear Lake into wherever and that is often too much effort for me. But I would have done it for Patrick! I totally would have, omg, and screamed and/or squealed the entire time.
Are you going to see Cobra Starship in February? I haven't bought tickets yet (I just found out about it yesterday) but I am totally planning on going, if at all possible.
I adore the heat. I am such a wimp in terms of cold -- like, I get horribly cold if the air conditioning is too high. My brother goes to school in Minnesota and I literally cannot manage to visit him half the time. It is nine degrees there! Nine! Humans are not meant to live in that temperature!
I refuse to listen to all our radio stations, pretty much. 90.1 is good for the talk radio and they have a great hip hop show on wednesdays -- Rice radio is good and NPR is always fun.
Anyway, clear lake really is way far out there. I live right in the middle of Rice village, which is fun.
And yeah, I thought I would go to Cobra -- I don't have tickets yet either, but if I can, I so, so will.
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Lol at Pete, rock messiah. You know he's just a big fan of cultverse and wants to give them more material.
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I mean, no, don't get me wrong -- it makes total sense. He has healing hands of God, might as well use them for profit in the modern capitalistic economy. If you make too many Benjamins out of leaves you fuck with the economy and then Dad gets pissed.
And Pete really, REALLY appreciates those magic hands, lemme tell you. And he will tell you. At length.
Eventually, when he starts his own religion about it (the symbol: a cross inside in a bartskull), he is the most popular preacher ever, which is mostly because he pretty much just reads gay porn out to the congregation and ends it with a moral like, "So, yeah. Remember to love every one, too! And wear condoms."
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In conclusion, PATRICK STUMP. I AM JEALOUS OF YOU.
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"Gerard's hatred of being clean gone to its logical conclusion!"
*sputters and DIES*
And it's filled with WINE! And Gee's an alcoholic! It's really not funny, Frank! Pete as the Antichrist! They'd never get anything done, and no wonder that Gerard was so cranly with him when he dated Mikey during Warped! I need this to be written, for serious.
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b)NO ONE SEEMED TO KNOW! It was pure luck I found out -- I periodically check ticketmaster for shits and giggles, and there was fall out boy! It was fucking Jingle Jam, which, what the hell. Even when I listen radio, its 90.1 or NPR, so it's not like I'd be able to figure it out. And it was a really short set, with a really, really fourteen year old girl crowd, but I had fun! I enjoyed looking for clan gear during the other people's shows and screaming my fucking head off for patrick stump.
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b). Oh, Jingle Jam. I refuse to listen to 104.1, just on principle. I'm not sure what the principle is, exactly, but you know. Anyway, I am jealous. I never really know when anything is going on, not least because even if I did know, half the time I wouldn't go because it would mean I'd have to drive myself all the way from stupid Clear Lake into wherever and that is often too much effort for me. But I would have done it for Patrick! I totally would have, omg, and screamed and/or squealed the entire time.
Are you going to see Cobra Starship in February? I haven't bought tickets yet (I just found out about it yesterday) but I am totally planning on going, if at all possible.
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I refuse to listen to all our radio stations, pretty much. 90.1 is good for the talk radio and they have a great hip hop show on wednesdays -- Rice radio is good and NPR is always fun.
Anyway, clear lake really is way far out there. I live right in the middle of Rice village, which is fun.
And yeah, I thought I would go to Cobra -- I don't have tickets yet either, but if I can, I so, so will.
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