As I read this article, it dawned on me that the paddle that they described is in my toybag... I use it for cc's birthday spankings.

http://portagedailyregister.com/news/49a11bd6-a139-11dd-840c-001cc4c03286.html

1. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby ( Read more... )

A friend (miashell)recently asked what she could watch to improve her geek points. There was a LOT of movies suggested, and I compiled the list. I then counted the 160 movies/tv shows, and realized that I scored a 148 out of a possible 160 for geek points ( Read more... )

3 things I've done that I bet you haven't (stolen all around)

1) Have sex in Urquhart Castle on Loch Ness. (Near the windows on the pic called "Tower House Basement")
2) Had sex with a girl on a US Navy Ship.
3) Touched a nuclear missile.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny is here to kick your @ss!!!!

http://black20.com/secret-lives/easter-bunny-hates-you

If you want to know how a good bunny goes bad... Here is the prequel. Leave a comment  2 

Before 1988 I had never been outside of the US. I have a list of 16 countries.

Prior to 1986, I had been to: Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Wisconsin.

The government has finally stimulated me ( Read more... )

Jun 2 1740 ( Read more... )