So you need a lawyer kid?
anonymous
January 6 2006, 00:59:38 UTC
Hi Dash - Gee you sure are a cutie, even cuter than someone else I know, his name is LUIGI and he lives in Montreal. LUIGI has a great lawyer who is planning to ask the Quebec Superior Court for an injunction against your Daddy because of the pain and suffering your Daddy's persistent referral to him as RALPH has caused. This same lawyer, who is not only a legal genius but also talented and charming, not to mention fashionable, would be happy to take on your case. Pro bono of course. Yours charteringly, Mariam
You can't be Morag's son
anonymous
January 6 2006, 03:15:21 UTC
Morag likes to model holes and runs in her tights. There isn't a single hole in your outfit, Dash. You look great!
I am wondering how the whole Sears thing came about though, as it doesn't seem to be your parents' kind of thing. I haven't seen them recently though. Have they taken to wearing tiaras and gowns?
Not quite sure what that top is supposed to achieve other than a fashion crisis, but damn Dash, that's gotta be the cutest baby picture in a catalog I've EVER seen! I'm so excited to finally be seeing this pic. I thought it was gonna take longer to be in the catalog?
I hope the "important people" see this and call you up for more work. :)
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Have you contacted anyone?
Only a pro bono lawyer (see below).
When am I gonna see you next??
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I am wondering how the whole Sears thing came about though, as it doesn't seem to be your parents' kind of thing. I haven't seen them recently though. Have they taken to wearing tiaras and gowns?
Marika
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Mommy says to tell you that's just the remnants of her punk rock youth.
Have they taken to wearing tiaras and gowns?
How'd you guess? Daddy looks great in a diamond tiara!
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I hope the "important people" see this and call you up for more work. :)
P.S. Check daddy's pocket.
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I know ... I was only 7 1/2 months when they put that on me and even I knew it was a pretty funny-looking outfit.
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