Fanfic silliness

[dashakay]

1. I can't believe it's the last day of xf_pornbattle!  I'll be a bit sad when it's over, because it was so much fun, but it will be nice for life to get back to normal.

2. My husband knows about the fanfic.  I think I told him about it on our third date or something, even though I hadn't written any at that point for two years.  He likes to tease me about it,

Comments

[medland]

Now you have to write a story where Krycek really does own a stationary store.

[inlaterdays]

Alex Krycek Sr. has retired from The Evil and now owns a STATIONARY STORE!

AHAHAHAHA I WISH THIS WAS REALLY IN THE STORY

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED NOW

BRB WRITING AN X-FILES VERSION OF MY IMMORTAL

...just kidding. Really. But oh. Wow.

[dashakay]

You should totally write this scenario! Only Fox Jr. and Alex Jr. are sekrit lovers and do it in the back of Daddy Krycek's stationary store.

I would DIE FROM THE LULZ.

[inlaterdays]

I am reading Erin Blair's story now.

The dialogue.

The dialoguuueeee

[dashakay]

It burns, doesn't it?

Check out the line below that I quoted from another story. SO MUCH WIN.

[kelbelle]

Erin M. Blair is so legendary.

[dashakay]

I know. I miss her. *sniffle* I hoped she'd come back with the movie.

[all_shine_on]

She is on LJ! She wrote a bit for xf_drabble back in the day, I believe.

[sharinlilbit]

LOL! I was gonna say...a stationary store was even too out there for EB. *g*

I wish I could remember what story that "smut" scene was in that just killed me and krisnreine. Must ask her.

[dashakay]

I know! I know! It's from some Triangle fic. "He released his erection and inseminated her." There was some lulz in my house about that last night, too.

[sharinlilbit]

Yes!! That's the one!! Man, that's some quality writing right there.

[dashakay]

That's the best line in fanfic EVAR. Nothing can beat it.

[simplytoopretty]

That is a very weird story. It sounds more cracky than it seemed to be to me when I read it. Or maybe I'm just used to crack that really is out there and has people turned into rubber duckies.

[dashakay]

I think, too, that you had to be there for the wonder that was Erin Blair, the most amazingly clueless writer the fandom ever had.

[simplytoopretty]

Quite possibly. I didn't start reading X-Files fanfiction until about 2001 so I missed a lot. And I only ever read, I never really did anything else.