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28: [Video] Hot For Teacher

Oct 09, 2011 21:37

[This program is brought to you by Herpexia: Daily Treatment for Genital Herpes.]

So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

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action; turn4bout October 10 2011, 01:53:35 UTC

[ rumble rumble rumble there is something in a near by cabinet rumble rumble. ]

action; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:25:38 UTC

[He doesn't even bat an eyelash. He just arranges his tools on the counter and makes sure his gun is clean.]

'Sup, T-Dog?

action; turn4bout October 10 2011, 02:51:28 UTC

Sup dog sup sup sup.

[ BOOM. She kicks the door open. Her face is half buried in a jar of salsa, so the fact that her words are muffled is understandable. ]

Schoolfeeding Wonderland?

action; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:59:38 UTC

Hey.

[Arms akimbo now.]

If you build it, they will come.

[...or was that just the tagline for Field of Dreams?]

'Sup with you? You look like a Taco Bell exploded.

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audio which wishes to subscribe to Dean's newsletter 40410 October 10 2011, 02:04:26 UTC

[ A solemn voice, undeniably interested. ] Does this stuff work here? Or just where you come from?

[ Because if it works here, even a little of it, then he is signing up for this class with the speed of a smashing rock. ]

[audio] Subscriptions are free of charge, sir. dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:31:16 UTC

It all seems to work here so far, yeah. Unless the lore's different. But the methods change when lore changes, so it's easy to adapt.

[audio] What delightful service. Do you charge for salt? 40410 October 10 2011, 02:56:31 UTC

[ That sounds almost too good to be true. And this guy is a total stranger. And yet Alex really wants to trust him in this. Someone who can teach him to fight back? ]

So you've fought stuff here. Monsters.

[ It occurs to him that maybe 'I fight monsters for a living' should be a wild claim - but after more than a year in Wonderland, it's the most reasonable thing in the world. ]

[audio] Only on Sundays, but the proceeds go to the Church. dashboardlite October 10 2011, 03:11:12 UTC

Yeah. You want a résumé, or somethin'?

[Because buddy, he can tell you some stories.]

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itsahotone October 10 2011, 02:04:29 UTC

So this is what, a PSA? Because I gotta tell you, the visual's all right but it's still pretty boring. You should take off your shirt or something, really spice things up.

dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:33:01 UTC

And broadcast my shirtlessness to everyone? Sorry, sweetheart - that's a whole 'nother subscription fee.

itsahotone October 10 2011, 02:36:04 UTC

Then you're just gonna continue putting us all to sleep. I personally didn't hear a single thing you just said except something about salt, which totally causes bloat, so. Gross.

dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:45:02 UTC

I don't strip unless there's somethin' in it for me.

[Smirk.]

And yeah, it was a PSA. Next time Casper goes apeshit, people are gonna wanna protect themselves.

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video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 02:18:48 UTC

So you're just assuming that everyone here knows shit about taking care of themselves.

[Which isn't to say that he didn't just write all of that down.]

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:40:35 UTC

[One serving of hot, steaming sarcasm, coming right up!]

Duly noted. Next time I make a Public Service Announcement, I'll be sure to broadcast it to a select group of individuals that signed up for the newsletter.

[A beat.]

Ohhhh, wait. There isn't a group. I guess that's what this transmission is for, huh?

video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 02:55:13 UTC

It wasn't what you said, it was the way you said it, asshole.

[Says someone who is totally always tactful and polite. Always.]

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 03:15:07 UTC

Didja want me to sprinkle some pixie dust on it and sugarcoat the whole damn thing? I don't know you from Adam, buddy, but I figure the best way to get the info out there is doin' it point-blank.

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Video thisisherson October 10 2011, 02:46:00 UTC

[Kurt raises his hand, but he doesn't wait to be called on to ask his smart-ass question.]

Is it really wise to burn dead bodies in a place where people can apparently come back from the dead unscathed?

Video 1/2 dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:51:30 UTC

[...Don't be a smart-ass, Kurt.]

Video 2/2 dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:53:17 UTC

[Dean rubs a hand over his face.]

You only burn the remains to get rid of the spirit, Kurt. I don't think it's gonna apply to people who come here, but it might apply to events.

Video thisisherson October 10 2011, 03:24:05 UTC

I don't know about that. Events do have a tendency to decide that half of us are going to be creatures of the undead for the weekend.

What I'm saying is, should something like that come up again, I'd prefer not to wake up looking like a burn victim. I don't think my skin would ever completely recover.

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