Some of you may know Dean as "the obnoxious guy who plays loud music in the library."
Some of you may know him as "the obnoxious monster hunter with bad fashion sense."
Some of you may even know him as "jerk."
To you, he says "bitch" in return.
Fondly.
Dean is currently living up to everyone's expectations in the kitchen, being obnoxious and playing loud music* as he cooks the greatest creation known to mankind: The Turducken.
But one man cannot devour such a majestic beast all on his own. This is where you come in.
* - In case you were wondering, it's
Journey.