apathy falls in the ocean

[dashstrokesgen]

by the way, iowa was everything i had hoped for and more.

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[thejourneycalls]

I must hear more, I still don't believe there's anything but corn in Iowa. :P

[dashstrokesgen]

actually i think i saw like one corn field if that. then again i didn't drive into iowa all that much at all, but still. it was amazingly awesome. so many people were born in iowa, buffalo bill, glenn miller, andy williams, herbert hoover, etc. also there are many mormons that reside in a lot of iowa. the speed limit changes 8 times every mile, dogs run wild. the mississippi river is all raging and the gas is pretty cheap. the people were somewhat friendly, and the cities have clever little names (like waterloo, or fruitland). it smells good.

[thejourneycalls]

You know what all those famous people have in common? They all left Iowa and went on to become famous. :P

[dashstrokesgen]

well all famous people become famous and leave where they're from!

[anonymous]

Well it better be everything you hoped for and more considering you kissed the ground that true iowa natives have stepped and took a picture at buffalo bills homestead. It doesnt get much better than that, and before i forget to mention all of the BARGAINS. Oh man do i ever love a BARGAIN especially when it is not a BARGAIN. Ok i will stop but i just want to tell you that i could do this BARGAIN shit for days and that i am still disappointed that i didnt get into the double digits with the cracker barrel signs because if i did it would have been a BARGAIN!!!!!

[dashstrokesgen]

everything is a bargain in iowa, even if it isn't a bargain. it's amazing how they pull those fast ones ya know. i wanted to kiss the ground on more than one occassion. actually, i wanted to roll around with a big ass grin on my face but i had to hold back. i didn't want them to deny me my bargains and lord knows a girl rollin around on the floor would get denied every bargain in town. it's a shame you can't count, we all know there were more than 10 cracker barrell signs. you just were too focused on other things like bill frahm, or even unique water towers.

[anonymous]

Now that is a damn dirty lie. The only time there were more than 10 of those damn signs was on the way back when i was less of a human being from the disappointment from the way there that i didnt bother to count those damn signs. They only live to mock me and for that i hate them. You know thats not true i love those signs more than i love most things but for sake of conversation and if you ever argue my sanity i hate those damn dirty signs. On one last note bill frahm is the motha fuckin man!!!!

[dashstrokesgen]

he really is, with his huge shadowed out face and lime green background. we won't think about the second sign because that was a damn disappointment.

[ianrulez]

This whole post confuses me

[dashstrokesgen]

how so? it's basically stating that iowa is amazing. i went there. it made my life complete. :)

[ianrulez]

Yeah, that confuses me