oh elderly i love thee.
this is my ode to elderly drivers. i get overly excited when i see a car going 45 mph in the merging lane. when a car is going five under in the fast lane, i wet my pants. and driving in two lanes? my personal favorite, because who wants to pass someone going tweleve miles under the speed limit? not i. i give mad props to any person over the age of 65 who drives the freeway. it's crazy. today for example there was an old fucking man driving in the fast lane, going about 55 in a 65. it didn't bother me one bit. i only had to be to work five minutes ago. it wasn't like i could pass him because everyone else was passing me to pass him, it really made my morning stress-free. then--it gets better--on my lunch break an old woman with three freaking chins denied me entrance to the freeway. mostly because the person in front of her was about 32 car lengths ahead of her, but it was okay because she's got balls for driving on the freeway. also, if you're old and you're driving on the freeway make sure to break every three minutes. when someone two lanes over starts to slow down please slam on your breaks, even though there's no one in front of you. it's really necessary. i wish i could come up with more. but i think im gonna hafta call it a day. when more situations arise, believe you me i will be updating.
dion darwin stein III is still alive, he's two or three weeks old!! i wish i could remember his birthday for real :(. i believe it was two weeks ago though, so we'll go with june 1st. i'm so proud he's alive, he's so cute. he's not growing though...at all, even though i feed him like 9times a day. it's super hot out, but i think i like it. yesteraday was fun. i always wonder if i was a fish, what it would feel like to have my glass tapped on...I HAVE A FOUR DAY WEEKEND WTF MAN!?!?!? EXCITED...YES. :D
download of the update: big yellow taxi by joni mitchell. it's the original of the one song that everyone covers.
dion darwin stein III is still alive, he's two or three weeks old!! i wish i could remember his birthday for real :(. i believe it was two weeks ago though, so we'll go with june 1st. i'm so proud he's alive, he's so cute. he's not growing though...at all, even though i feed him like 9times a day. it's super hot out, but i think i like it. yesteraday was fun. i always wonder if i was a fish, what it would feel like to have my glass tapped on...I HAVE A FOUR DAY WEEKEND WTF MAN!?!?!? EXCITED...YES. :D
download of the update: big yellow taxi by joni mitchell. it's the original of the one song that everyone covers.