The Mets didn't lose. No they didn't. The game never happened. Nope, there was a rain delay. An Indefinite rain delay. So they never lost in the last FRIGGEN 4 MINUTES OF THE CLOSEST THEY HAVE GOTTEN TO THE WORLD SERIES IN SIX FRIGGEN YEARS ( Read more... )

DECATUR, Ala. (AP) - A cigarette butt casually tossed to the ground sparked a daylong argument between four neighbors that escalated into a fight that sent at least three of them to the hospital and got them all arrested ( Read more... )

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought ( Read more... )

True friends throw a towel on you when your bikini top breaks in the middle of a crowded beach.

I've finally found the one thing that my family would truly disown me for. But this is the twentieth century and we're not in the old country anymore, so if I want to talk/hang out with an English guy, I see no reason why I can't/shouldn't. Nope, I don't have guilt, none at all. Absolutely none. Whatsoever ( Read more... )

I hate Mariachi bands. They're creepy and think its funny to surround two poor people, who are just trying to eat their enchiladas in peace, while screaming off key love songs in Spanish. And their hats are ugly.

Just take your f'n Mickey & Minnie Mouse and shove it.

"I have two tickets to the Bon Jovi concert at Giants Stadium on Wednesday, July 19th. Sadly, I can't use them. Before I put them on Craigslist, is anyone interested? Let me know!"

I have to work. And I am totally hating that fact right now. Sooooo very very much.

If there is one thing in this life I am sure of, it is that manpris (aka capris worn by guys) is very very very wrong. And I will fight against these to my last breath.

The highlight of my night was standing on a street corner and getting honked at by a car passing by. Who was in the car? Meg Pheiff's Mom and Dad. That just about sums up my evening LOL