A Piece of My Mind

[dasmeer]

i sit at work, alone, 7:40 am, because my boss is on holiday in Nicaragua for 5 weeks.  this is week 2... so there are a few more to go where i'm the only person here as classes start up in the AM.  even though the official heat wave we're about to endure hasn't started yet, it's already becoming bothersome.  the office has been toasty the past two

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[elovlance]

your squatter ordeal is so awful. At least the place is boarded up now. mostly.

The biker chick sounds like a hot mess. but at least she shared her wine with you. I've never met or spoken to any of my neighbors.

Here's hoping your birthday gives you the peace of mind you need

[dasmeer]

it'll be okay. after the last stunning revelation i didn't sleep either, then i got over it the next night. and i'm pretty sure a fresh set of ear plugs will drown out the growl of the air conditioner so i can sleep more or less comfortably. i'm going to have the building to myself this weekend as she's going camping, which makes me wish i had enough men in my life to start a raucous orgy in celebration of my birthday.

[elovlance]

I always long for birthday sex, and I never ever get it.

[dasmeer]

sometimes you just have to ask. all i did was ask my ex "so who's giving me my birthday blow job?" in jest, and i ended up getting one. it could be a fun pick up line i guess.

[elovlance]

too bad I have to wait nearly a year for that opportunity!

[dasmeer]

or every day could be Lance's 29th birthday!