So it seems the pie assassins have finally hit Ann Coulter. I just wonder why they used cream; cow would've been so much more appropriate.

So I'm sitting next to Lisa, who's playing Jeopardy on the MSN zone, and the first category is "Monty Python". The next is "The Holy Grail". The next is "The Spanish Inqusition". The next is "Bicycle repairmen".

And they say Microsoft has no redeeming qualities.

Dave Barry once wrote about congested people, saying that there were too main varieties- the snorters and the blowers. He gave the blowers the edge in annoyance, but I have to disagree with him. While it's more disruptive, and thus, in some sense more annoying, the thing is they blow their nose once- and then it's over. Whereas as snorter will ( Read more... )

If unmarried people are referred to as 'singles', why aren't married people referred to as 'plurals'?

Oh, and WHY?

You're all off the hook. I hereby amend my previous comment to: I've got a 3-5 page paper to write on Frued, as well as an additional paper for Nat Sci and another THREE for Hum, and several of you are, in fact, online, and yet I have no one to gripe to, since this lazy-ass AIM express stops working every four minutes and doesn't bother to tell me ( Read more... )

I've got a 3-5 page paper to write on Freud, and NONE OF YOU ARE ONLINE TO BITCH AT! WHY?

Ever have one of those classes where you spend the whole time debating with yourself over who you should club first?

Even when you don't have a club?

The good news is that my cold finally seems to have gone away- my throat's calmed itself down, at least ( Read more... )

Well, since Maureen had to go and spoil it, I guess I'll have to make my "APRIL FOOLS!" announcement earlier than I'd expected. So now it's on to ( Read more... )