http://www.lasvegasnow.com/Global/story.asp?S=7862421

My question is not why they both had ice cream trucks,nor why he wouldn't accept a simple speeding ticket.

My question is how the hell did his 65 year old ass procreate?

think about it.

Less than a month to go ( Read more... )

fuck!
Islands @ Hi-tone in memphis march 11th!!!!!!

*drool*

roooooooad trip!

Can I ever stop punishing myself for deeds done long ago ( Read more... )

well ( Read more... )

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hsjq_ffvl_k

video from 4th annual HUH?! show.

You're Welcome,and yes,i know,i'm sexy.

Taxes near their return.I'm so close to leaving this horrid town,I can hardly believe it.My goal nears,and for once it looks like i might just have a fresh start.FInally time to switch out of stasis mode.
I'm coming,dearest one.
Sorry it's taken me forever to stop being a fuck up.

*drinks a toast to never*

Dorothy, I know you've had amazing dreams ( Read more... )

You just keep going to the bathroom always say you’ll be right back ( Read more... )

*sigh ( Read more... )