I swear, they're all nutritionally balanced!

[dataman_cometh]

Fufufufu... ahahahahaha!!

What an amusing turn of events. This is perfect. I dreamt of paradise once, and it looked like this. It intrigues me how the water changes to juice as soon as you try to put it to any use. How is that possible?

I suppose it's time to start analyzing the composition of the juice/water... Fufufufu...

Comments

[awesome_momo]

I feel like I'm in your stupid nightmare, and I can't wake up.

Wake me up please.

[dataman_cometh]

When you are dreaming, ordinary aspects of life such as reading and writing are quite impossible. For example, if you were to read a specific word in a dream... let's say, you dream that you have read the word "hippo" on a website. In the dream, you clearly see the word, and yet, in the dream, you believe you have read an article about "oranges". Only later, once you have awoken and are conscious, might you remember that the word "hippo" bares no resemblance or direct logical relevance to "oranges".

This may seem incredibly beside the point, but the idea that you have read my journal and written to me like this disavows your theory that you are dreaming. If this is a dream, I don't want to wake up!

[awesome_momo]

... Hallucination then.

[dataman_cometh]

...I cannot discredit the idea that it may be a hallucination, given recent experiences.

In that case, it may actually just be water! I have not been myself recently (not to mention that I was also privy to our hallucinatory experience) and it appears to me as though everyone else has been too reluctant to attempt to drink any of it. Therefore, perhaps you should try drinking it! I would be very curious to find out what might happen...

[data_kyojyu]

I knew you'll be loving this, it must be certainly less time consuming that doing them yourself. Yet, I would advice you to not try them all at the same time, Sadaharu. You above all people should know the... not so pleasant consecuences of doing so.

For the love of science don't mix them

[dataman_cometh]

You might be interested to know that these solutions are compositionally identical to my own concoctions! I'm sure you realise how remote that possibility is! It is indeed, very exciting. But you are right. Even I cannot safely consume Aozu or Akazu... I had been working to modify the taste, but I had yet to succeed. As it is, I can consume them and remain conscious, which was a milestone by any standards. I do, however, tend to lose various motor functions temporarily and/or develop some kind of skin irritation (16% chance; never serious. 8% chance of abnormal hair growth). By comparison, Iwashi Mizu and Inui Juice Deluxe are completely safe and recommended.

Eh, why? :c

[data_kyojyu]

That is... remarkable indeed. That's an interesting fact, I'll let my former tennis team to know about that sinc ethey're not used to drink them as your former tennsi team.

You'll die and I can't brign you back to life yet

[dataman_cometh]

Aaah, perhaps we should arrange for them to be more acquainted with my juices. Everyone is very guarded right now, so we would have to be more subtle... I'm sure we might find a way... That aside, make sure that your former team stay healthy. I'm fairly confident that the juice isn't lethal... fairly confident.

Ah! Would you miss m-... but then, if I died and you were spurred to attempt resurrection and eventually succeeded, it would surely be a benefit to science!

[ore_wa_samurai]

I hate you.

[dataman_cometh]

But Echizen, you can't possibly believe that I had something to do with this? A man has his limits! The only thing I am guilty of is... Ah, wait, never mind.

[ooc: Is creating them in the first place. Ryoma's hatred is valid.]

[cactuspot]

Oh~? I didn't realize Iwashi Mizu was one of your favorites, Inui. Or Aozu for that matter. ^______________^

[ OOC: Fuji...may or may not be still sore about the Aozu episode. lol ]

[dataman_cometh]

...I love all of my creations as (I presume) one loves their children. On the day I drank Iwashi Mizu, I learned that there are scarier things in this universe than my culinary creations...

...Aozu was a failure, y-yes... However, I didn't want to give up on it! I have modified the taste since then, but... consumption is still not recommended. Luckily, vinegar is a really good cleanser in many contexts! I'm sure we are very fortunate to have it for our shower system. Except maybe for the smell...

[cactuspot]

Right, but good luck explaining that to Tezuka. He seems rather irate you keep using the power of science for evil your "children" exist in the first place, giving our mischievous ghosts even more tools at their disposal. By the way, if he kills you, I'm taking your recipes.

Inui, if you're suggesting that we dip ourselves in battery acid bathe in Aozu, one might also suggest a test to ensure the safety Aozu for such usage. As the creator of Aozu, you would of course be willing to bite the bullet? ^_______________^

[ OOC: Strikeouts deleted. Imagine a really, really unnerving smile that's so wide, one ought to see fangs under those lips. XD ]

[dataman_cometh]

Eh, that's rather uncharitable of Tezuka! I could never have dreamed pictured my juice being used for such an end. The juice exists in the first place because I wanted to create something, a lasting symbol of strength for our team, even if it would require sacrifices. I'm sure Tezuka especially should be able to understand the feelings that went into the creation of the juice.

...Well, of course! I think I must have some safety goggles with me somewhere... just in case But I may need someone on standby to check that absorption of Aozu through the skin does not result in the same debilitating consequences as consuming it... Or the same expedited rate of hair growth...

[ooc: Strikes deleted too. Oh God Fuji don't kill me lol]

[burningsushi01]

Inui, is there any way to turn the juice back into water?

[dataman_cometh]

...Ah. I hadn't considered that... ...Wouldn't that be a waste?

[burningsushi01]

No, it wouldn't be a waste. Do you think you could do some experiments to see if you can? Although, it might just turn into another form of juice... which would be really creepy.

[dataman_cometh]

I suppose I cannot let the opportunity slip by. I will attempt to "purify" the juice...

Yes. It may turn into another kind of juice... hahaha...

[ooc: I guess you don't want to know what he'll use to try and purify it with.]