001 -- voice;

[ofinsurrectum]

[ At first, there is nothing but static, flaring louder and louder, and the picture onscreen dissolving into fuzzy gray and black lines. It rises and rises, hitting almost ear-piercing pitches, until, abruptly, it stops. There is a faint rustle that may or may not be wings. There is a pause, and then Castiel clears his throat. ]

Hello.

[ For a

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[likedillinger]

[Oh it's

this guy again

this guy who is supposedly an angel

who yanks him out of hell

so he can do god's bidding 8|

he really doesn't want to say anything, but he also is morbidly curious]

You again.

[likedillinger]

Well... dude needs a new one.

[ofinsurrectum]

I will relay the message.

[ everything is awkward why. ]

[likedillinger]

[I can think of at least 8 separate reasons]

You do that.

[ofinsurrectum]

[ there are probably more 8| ]

Is there anything else you would ask of me?

[likedillinger]

Think that covers it for now. [NO. NO IT DOESN'T. THIS IS JUST TOO WEIRD FOR HIS LIFE.]

[ofinsurrectum]

[ WHAT DO WHAT DO ]

Alright.

[ not...ending the feed... ]

[likedillinger]

[Awkward... moment. Why is he staring.........]

... Did you need somethin'?

[ofinsurrectum]

You are much younger than I saw you last. The difference is...more pronounced than I expected.

[ this...is probably not helping... ]

[likedillinger]

[wat] ... Yeah, well I'm guessing spendin' any time in the Deep South so to speak'll do that. Even if it's just temporary.

[Like a week or a month or oh god at the most a year temporary, right?]

[ofinsurrectum]

Yes, it appears so.

[ oh cas you are awful at this. ]

[likedillinger]

Anyone ever tell you you're a great conversationalist?

[ofinsurrectum]

No one who meant it sincerely.

[likedillinger]

Yeah, well maybe they're onto somethin'.

[ofinsurrectum]

Perhaps. I was never the most verbose of my siblings.

[likedillinger]

Apparently. You can't pay Gabriel enough to shut up.