An odd question

[dataphysics]

Has anyone in the Nishi dorms...misplaced a baby

Comments

[senseiseiichi]

....I think calling the police is a good idea. In the meantime, I can watch the baby while you go to the store, if you'd like. I'm used to kids.

[dataphysics]

I am already in a cab with the child. Do you think you could meet me in my suite, though? I have never fed or changed an infant....

And calling the police will be good, I believe.

[senseiseiichi]

No problem! It's not very hard, once you figure out how to fold the diaper properly. Get the disposable kind, unless you want to deal with washing baby poop. That's...not that fun.

[dataphysics]

Disposable...yes, that does make sense....

[luckykohou]

5 months. Okay. Phew. It's not my sister's.

Are you good with babies, Haru-chan? I'll come over. We'll figure something out?

[dataphysics]

Kiyo...your sister was still pregnant....

We will find out, won't we? Yukimura should be going over, too. Can you meet me back there?

[luckykohou]

Yeah, I know, but she's not exactly bonded with it yet.

'Course I can! Don't worry. I'm great with kids. Same mental level.

[dataphysics]

Even so, I do not think she would just dump her child, nor would she come to Osaka to do it.

Kiyo...we will discuss that later.

[taka_can_cook]

I...I can't believe someone would do that...First off, I would call Campus security, because they might be someone living on campus, and than, the police. I have a car, and am currently doing nothing. Would you like help picking out things he may need for the time being?

[dataphysics]

People confuse me, Taka-san.

I have contacted campus security, and they have said that no one has reported a lost child, and as it is not a student, staff, or school property, they cannot help. I intend to file a complaint. I am already on my way to the store...formula, diapers, bottles, wipes, and baby...grooming supplies, right?

[taka_can_cook]

...That's the dumbest thing ever. Maybe you should try the health services. They could at least start to figure out who was pregnant in the past year and try and see who's baby it is? Or maybe only the police can do that...

How about I meet you at the store? That way, I can drive you back home? No offense but...it might be better with some help?

[dataphysics]

First thing, I want to get the child fed and changed. He cannot be comfortable, as I believe his diaper is either sioled, or well on the way to becoming soiled. Yukimura suggested the police, and I believe I will call them when I return to the dorms.

Thank you, Taka-san. I am at the large grocery store about 8 blocks west of Nishi.

[i_pawn_tennis]

o.O;;; A BABY? ON YOUR DOORSTEPS? LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

...It poops and cries and stuff, right...?