date_with_ikea
Feb 14, 2006 18:20
mother to me: "would you like a spinach pancake?"
me to mother: "you've passed the insanity line."
face of disgust now ensues.
date_with_ikea
Feb 13, 2006 19:36
cilia and flagella are NOT, i repeat NOT the same thing. never try and tell me differently.
that is all.
date_with_ikea
Feb 12, 2006 20:46
fact; i enjoy barfing on streets
fact; adventures for 4 hours rule
fact; i need sleep
date_with_ikea
Feb 09, 2006 20:36
a year today... i remember it well. i'm sure he does too.
date_with_ikea
Feb 06, 2006 16:30
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date_with_ikea
Feb 05, 2006 21:09
so, chelsea melkert is an evil lyrical genious i hear?
especially when she's jacked up on beers.
whoop whoop.
edit; beer is evil. ban beer.
date_with_ikea
Jan 29, 2006 10:32
reasons why this weekend was good:
+ no work
+ drunkeness
+ lack of sleep
+ noise at all times
+ dancing
+ stools in asscracks / bruises all over / soreness
+ surrounded by sexy people
+ adventures in parks in the wee hours
deal with it.
date_with_ikea
Jan 28, 2006 20:31
there is nothing i'd rather do then spend all day in the sack with you. i want to mess up my sheets with you.
